Bring me a shrubbery

Behold, the blog of Ni. Though there are some who call me. . . . Jen. Mostly things I find humorous, or even fandom stuff-- which is mostly Dragon Age or Mass Effect. And Steven Universe as of late.

[youaintsith]

you ever give yourself crippling heartache because you dont have time for the things you used to love/enjoy?

thanks capitalism

[msunitedstatesjames]

Me, every time I finish talking to a companion in Skyhold:

[fablepatron]

The moral of portal and half life is that osha is very important

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

NEGATIVE CANDLES CANNOT SAVE YOU

[youaintsith]

what if the negative candle can save you if you’re the one lighting it

honestly looks like normal witchy business to me

[youaintsith]

2020 is Spiders Georg

[youaintsith]

Imagine:

After shave... But for butthole.

[o-s-h-m-k-u-f-a-2010]

[youaintsith]

Listen. I am on day three after shaving the rancid ravine. Okay.

I now know what it's like to suffocate a cactus with my asshole.

I would much rather wipe my rump with the lowest grit sandpaper possible than deal with this amalgamation of agony ever again.

[youaintsith]

Imagine:

After shave... But for butthole.

[youaintsith]

Haha it was accepted.

Here comes my childhood

[youaintsith]

All pieces

[youaintsith]

Accept offrrr

Accept offer

My qccept

Oajnffer

Accept my offer

Accoff

[youaintsith]

The jiggle cars do when they're being towed wholely on a trailer is just 👌👌👌

I love me some suspension

[youaintsith]

Where are those pictures of the cat that looks like that trustworthy uncle?

[inkiedraws]

  “Turians have bird like features which creates endless possibilities for interesting and scientific headcannons!”

 Me: “What if they sneeze like chicken”

[youaintsith]

@makou-fluff please find the amount of joy that i found in this

[evilsupplyco]

Your tongue praises the moon and denounces your own flesh? My love how can such a divine prayer be spoken via a vessel that is broken? Praise yourself as you do the moon and know the worth of everything you are. Love yourself, I beg, and soon.

[meow-moment]

Ahegao hoodie but it's all homestuck bluh reactions

This is the worst thing I've ever created

[youaintsith]

[emoji-mashup-bot]

💀 skull + 🤨 raised-eyebrow

From Twitter

[yofukit]

[youaintsith]

isn’t it just??....

O_O