Don't bring me down.

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[confident-fear]

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

[unalivejournal]

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

[catsuggest]

[kazieka]

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

[kazieka]

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

may all your favorite fanfic writers never lose their hyperfixation and love for your blorbos so they keep writing fanfics about your blorbos forever

[iwishiwasheather]

for someone who only thinks about starving and losing weight i sure do eat a lot

[sailermoon]

turns out I’ll always carry my 15 year old self. silly me

[sailermoon]

this isn’t about hating her this is about recognizing there will always be a small part of me a little hurt and a little scared and it’s my job to care for that part in the way she needed at the time

[sailermoon]

[nyx-a-licious]

Beautiful and true

[damnationrazor]

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[99fish]

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

cool I always wanted the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[mweedowo]

[gran-maul-seizure]

[dais-yyyy-deactivated20250224]

Dame Maggie Smith

1934-2024

[bitsandbobsfromrandomfandoms]

RIP Maggie Smith. Thank you for your outstanding work 👏🏽

I hope you get to do all the spells you ever wanted to do in heaven, Professor

[katsigian]

Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"you really gonna die on that hill?"

"someone is."

[plantain-emoji]

May your next period be light and end quickly

[plantain-emoji]

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

[neeka-neko-deactivated20160625]

may you not leak even once

[phineas4cobain]

NOT EVEN when you sneeze or cough!

[insouciantbibliophile-deactivat]

may you always have what you need when you need it. 

[obsessivereaderandwriter]

May you have no cramps.

[misunderstoodraindrop]

May you have no headaches

[captainxandis]

may you start in your own home/somewhere you are comfortable, in your least favourite underwear and with plenty of pads/tampons on hand

[strrylmnde]

May you never bleed through your clothing

[anie-r]

May you be in a comfortable and safe place when the feels inevitably come.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

May it not come back three days later

[lady-charinette]

May you not have the combination, the absolute mother of the cursed, the four horsemen of the period:

- High Pain

- Bloodbath

- The Marks

- Itch

[alexseanchai]

if you have reason to fear you’re pregnant, may your period arrive in a timely manner

[burrbeast]

May your period not cause any problems due to loss of blood.

[zsam-the-xkelepunz]

May your period not cause you to miss events with friends or family

[wingedtigress]

Alternatively, may it serve as an excuse to not go to that social gathering or class you don’t want to go to

[kristinsmindinpictures]

May you have good snacks on hand

[countessdragon]

May it not cause you nausea or severe pain

[cocaineteas]

This is why it’s so important for parents to support their trans kids.

[sushinfood]

[caterpolarisii]

If I don’t reblog this, then I’m dead.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Hnnnnnnnngk I want it.

[our-flag-means-love]

ofmd as text posts | part 15

source

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets