Fall for every empty word I say,

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reflecting.

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The Moon sets behind the temple of Poseidon at Sounio 

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[tinaschild]

me: you guys believe everything you hear lmao its annoying

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You Must Own An iPhone

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10+ Years Experience

You Must Be An A Blood Type.

Disease and Drug Free.

No CRIMINAL Record Whatsoever (No Exceptions)

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Must Be On Time At ALL Times

If You Die, Please Let Your Ghost Cover Your Shift, NO EXCEPTIONS!

If You Speak Your Mind, You Need NOT Apply.

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what crime did this tree commit to be put in tree jail

[paintedreptile]

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

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[newterjuice]

*dumps more caffeinated garbage into my failing corpse* im thriving

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Me when I’ve had a long day

[adriamercuri]

the lobster

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