You Be The Anchor That Keeps My Feet On The Ground

I'll Be The Wings That Keep Your Heart In The Clouds

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Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) || Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[youarethepoptomypunk]

[onlytwitterpics]

[cungadero]

things that you absolutely should not nickname

dildos

bongs

things that you absolutely should nickname

roombas

[joey-wheeler-official]

What if i name the roomba dildo bongins

[cungadero]

borderline but acceptable

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via amyschumersucks)

[kamalahq]

[mikleos-deactivated20160315]

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

[thebestoftumbling]

[trjoel]

[reallymadscientist]

Didn’t expect to find a $10 tip in my pipette tip waste this morning.

[stromalhumps]

reblog the lucky tip jar for grant money and good luck in all your experiments

[gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d]

[terriblecac-moved]

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

[welele]

[aitorierana]

PLAY OF THE GAME

[wallflowerbloom]

[zackisontumblr]

the hardest decision online is whether or not a video is worth pausing your music for

[zunlight-deactivated20161119]

naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost

[theexfiles-deactivated20190101]

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

[bekstek]

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

cracks me up every time