Luke.

[youcancallmeluke]

So maybe I'm back?

[youcancallmeluke]

There comes a point you just give up your spot and toss a blanket on her.

[youcancallmeluke]

As of now I've made it to 33 years on this rock.

Success?

[youcancallmeluke]

So Buono (D) of NJ claims she lost because the Democratic party sabotaged her. Cuccinelli (R) of Va claims he lost because the Republican party sabotaged him. Carry on, you amazing fuckwits.

[youcancallmeluke]

Things I can't do without shoes on:

Dishes. Cleaning.

Now you all know why my apartment is a pit.

It's all because my shoes are over there.

[youcancallmeluke]

Stolen Sears carts represent real life.

[youcancallmeluke]

We're holding decisions off until morning.

[youcancallmeluke]

Calculating my dear Kitty's age and being more concerned with her mortality than mine is totally acceptable, right?

[youcancallmeluke]

Some America's Test Kitchen fried chicken things happened tonight, with some kale cooked in bacon grease.

So very much worth the effort.

[youcancallmeluke]

I think I'm truest to myself when browsing Amazon and I add a game to my shopping cart and realize it's a game for 4+ people and I have the foresight to acknowledge that the chances of a situation arising where that may work will likely never happen.

[youcancallmeluke]

Pasta with pancetta and Pecorino, and Drunken someotherkindofcheese

Piglet with bacon-wrapped pureed potatoes

Slow cooked veal cheek with pickled veggies 

Sorry baby animals, we're in Rome. 

[youcancallmeluke]

Rome!

[youcancallmeluke]

She's moved off her royal pillow and is about 4 inches from snuggling (her limit). I think she senses we're going somewhere. The frantic cleaning and packed suitcases could have given it away, too.

[youcancallmeluke]

❤ u Canada.

[youcancallmeluke]

First Haircut in Months

I compared myself to one of the women in the Robert Palmer videos with the exception of Lipstick and a black dress on FB.

My mother demanded pictures with and without lipstick.

I posted one without and my god do I just look like an angry Jersey boy.

[youcancallmeluke]

I just spent an hour looking through current USPS stamps

All so that I might select something that matches my holiday-neutral cards being sent out because my family expects something, but I could give a fuck.

I just hope the post office has in stock the one I want to buy.

[summercouture-ox]

[robotbytheriver]

“It turns to glue.”

um

uh

ummmmm

[allthewhiskeyinheaven-blog]

From The Onion’s Our Dumb World:”While some attempt to flee the nation on makeshift motorboats fashioned from an old washing machine, a hot-water heater, and four—”

Hold up, you had me at “makeshift motorboats.”

[sleighinbedgrowyrhair]

“from a false other already extant but fake i decide and i take back everything that comes out of her mouth i talk like her speak like her- even if later i have to redistribute the feelings and gestures i attribute to myself all all that’s hers- according to what criteria of approach- all the while knowing perfectly well that i could stop playing her- one among others my false twin sister dizygote her.”

well

it’s not wrong

[whineandbeerisdeleting-deactiva]

“Ursury in particular was considered a ‘vice most odious and detestable,’ in the stark phrasing of the law, and fines could be severe, but John seems to have engaged in it at a seriously committed level.”

[enjolifromspace-blog]

“With all the cooking you’ll be doing, save yourself some time and buy the packaged, prewashed and trimmed baby spinach.” 

[youcancallmeluke]

"I looked at Archie and Mike, who looked back at me with a combination of pity and amusement."