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There is nothing to see here except venting. It will be random and ambiguous.
Vincent Valentine is a vampire (assumed), so everyone does everything they can to ward him off. Chaos ensues. Literally.
*AGS end up at the Shinra Mansion in a marginally better timeline*
Angeal: I still donāt understand why weāre here.
Sephiroth: The files I stole from Hojo mention more data on my origins hidden at this location.
Genesis: We shouldnāt be here. The locals warned us of restless spirits, and this place does indeed reek of the paranormal. And tax evasion.
Angeal: The locals also told you your hair looked āradiant,ā so forgive me if I donāt take them as credible sources.
*Sephiroth opens a door*
Vincent: �
Genesis: SEE? I TOLD YOU! A VAMPIRE!
Sephiroth: Thatās just a regular man.
*Genesis immediately throws garlic at him*
Vincent: ā¦
Angeal: You brought garlic?!
Genesis: No sane man enters a haunted mansion without anti-vampire supplies, my dear.
*Genesis chucks a salt shaker at him*
Vincent: ā¦Are you Sephiroth? I might be your father.
Sephiroth: !
Genesis: Shit, Iām out of items. Sephiroth, quick! Throw something silver at him!
*Sephiroth walks toward Vincent, arms open for a hug*
Genesis: NOT YOURSELF!
Why was it only in death, were you redeemed, my child?
Hey, I know the vote isn't done yet but I was wondering what our first interactions would be like with them all?
We can certainly arrange that!! Ask related to this post!
*Internally kicking his feet like a little girl seeing so many interactions with our post* ( ⢠ᓠ⢠)
although maybe itās a little short since we would rather leave more context for the actual posts - Tea
I read wrong a comment and thought they were requesting a shop owner when in truth they were talking about the seller, now the shop has an extra character *look into the abyss in poor reading comprehension*
In my defense, google said 'shopkeeper' was an equivalent to shop owner *disappointed of herself in non-native english speaker* but oh well, the more the merrier (ŹĘŖļ¼¾3ļ¼¾ļ¼ļ½ā”- coffee
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Word count: 2k
tw: yandere behavior, nonhuman yanderes, human yanderes, delusional, RIP self-preservation, written in you/yours, willing reader
The Seller is absolutely my favorite! Although i'm not a chronically online and I actually have friends! (i lied)(does The Seller even have friends-?)
Oliver is kind of cute too, love a man who knows how to make sweet cakes for you and well, put something of him on the cake because it's very romantic!
To answer your questionā¦
The seller has interacted with all the yanderes at some point since he had to look through their files and interview them, based on this we think he would probably befriend Griek and Lior (with Lior is like father and son behavior tbh, the seller was the one to forbid him the use of candles since Lior always burn himself), but outside of the shop⦠no friends (ą¹>Ųā¢Ģą¹).
Little hint: his past will be mentioned for his post, but for now, we can say he never really had a meaningful friendship. He was⦠kind of a menace when he was younger (ภื⿠ื)ว(*-*) - coffee
Oliver is my favorite!!!! (i made him)
I was honestly a little disappointed to see he wasn't that popular in the survey. But since a few people asked for him i have the perfect excuse to dive into his beautifully twisted mind for a longer post!! Though obviously it will have to wait for the main posts first - Tea
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Yandere! Shopkeeper x Willing! Reader
We finally got a winner! *Clap clap* if you want context, you can go here but it's not that necessary we think, in a summary, you got to choose a yandere of your liking! - the twins
This mf was really more hard to write that I expected but nevertheless we tried to match the energy of the seller pickers so at least it was really fun ngl - Coffee
It took us both a while to draft what we wanted to write for him since he's not a very expressive character and we wanted to try a more subtle approach. If you have any ideas or suggestions for any of them, let us know!! -Tea
Count word: 3.1k (new longest post for now)
Tw: yandere behavior, kind of flirty reader, stalking, kidnaping?, written in you/yours, overall soft yandere, gaslighting, drugging (this really still counts as soft yandere??? believe me, yes), light paranoia, clueless reader
Experimenting
Male!Vampire Scientist x Fem!Experiment Reader
Bunniās Monstertober Event
Oct 18th
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summary: when a vampire needs a source of unlimited blood, he turns to science. Youāre his experiment, and a bit spoiledā¦
warnings: blood drinking, cock warming, male lead is a bit manipulative
a/n: shut up if I have any spelling mistakes š Iām trying to catch up
You let out an annoyed whine as he poked his head into your room. You were in the middle of a movie, eating a snack.
āDarling~ā
He walked in, throwing his lab coat aside and jumping into your bed. The man had a habit of coming to you after a long day in the lab, being clingy and over baring.
āH-hey, donāt jump in my bed before you wash up!ā
You pouted, squirming as he pulled you on his lap and rubbed his cheek against your neck.
āOh, donāt fuss my dear⦠you know I just adore you, itās hard to stay away for long.ā
Before you could whine anymore, he moved his hand between your thighs, pressing against your wet panties.
āDonāt you remember who saved you? Whoās spoiled you rotten?ā
You did remember.
Before you had been living on the street, hungry and barely hanging on. One night you were caught in the middle of a shoot out, and nearly died from blood loss,
He found you curled up in an alleyway, buried beneath trash and filth. You had already died, not even turning you into a vampire could bring you backā¦
So he used the knowledge he had gained from his research so far from both science and witchcraft to give you life.
One of the side effects was that you overproduce blood, and had to be drained daily. It was a happy surprise, and he decided to keep you for himself as his blood bag.
You were kept in a sterile section of his lap, your bed a plain cot and your food some sort of nutritional mush.
It was hardly the place for a girl⦠but it would do. You were just an experiment, after all.
That had been his idea at first, to keep you in his laboratory and feed from you every once in a while⦠but he grew fond of you quickly.
A room was decorated with your interests in mind, and he made sure you were comfortable and had everything you could ever want.
You were almost like his doll, something he could play with when he was bored. He dressed you up, kept you in a pretty room⦠you were his perfect, pretty little doll.
Thatās what he told himself. In all reality, he truly cared for you. Once you bring someone back from death and care for them for months while they recover, you become fond of that person and want to see them thrive.
As he thought this over, your memory was a bit different.
You reached out for him to help you, and he carried you back to his lab himself, not caring that you were dirty and smelled of decay.
Your spirit watched as he carefully cleaned and stitched up your broken body, his hands gentle and caring. Even though you were simply a corpse, he still dressed you and placed a pillow under your head while he researched ways to save you at his desk.
When you woke up in your body, you were in something much softer than the ground you slept on every night. Every day you ate until you were full, and always had energy to walk around.
You werenāt hungry or cold or dirty anymore⦠that was enough for you, but he gave you even more! A room just for you, dressed and games and books and all the attention and love you could ever ask forā¦
But it was so hard to accept all of this, to really give in to being spoiled. Especially when you were crushing this hard on himā¦
His fangs brushed against your neck as he slipped the silk panties he bought for you aside. Lately his affections had turned from platonic to sexual, and he had been toying with you a lot.
Experimenting.
āI see⦠this is how wet you get when I rub here, hmm?ā
He licked along your neck, eyes on your fat cunt as he flicked your clit, causing you to yelp and your hips to buck.
āH-heyā¦ā
His cock hardened when you squirmed, your plump ass moving against his hard on. āThat hurtsā¦ā
You were pouting, your face warm and flustered.
āSo cuteā¦ā
He lifted your hips with ease, his cock rubbing against your cunt before he slowly lowered you into it.
Though youād never taken cock before, he had been slowly stretching you out for weeks now, pumping his fingers in and out of you, getting you ready to take him.
You could only whine and whimper, embarrassed that it felt so good. You attempted to move, but he kept you still, his fingers toying with your clit.
āRelax, loveā¦ā
His fangs sunk into your neck, causing you to wiggle and writhe in mild discomfort, which made his cock twitch inside of you. The man continued to stimulate your clit as he fed from you.
Your soft body felt warm against him, and having your blood flowing through his felt intimate. You were connected in a way no one else could be.
As he finished up his feeding, he began lightly bouncing you, letting you ride out your orgasm as his cum spurted into your womb.
Afterwards you were tired and a bit cranky from the blood loss, so he carried you to a bath and washed you up before tucking you into bed.
Why did he do so much for you? He wasnāt sure⦠but you knew.
He loved you, his little experiment had become his mate and he hadnāt even noticed yet.
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Idea: where mechs use holoforms to lure humans in,
Using rodimus for example because Iām most familiar with him:)
There he was, perched quietly in the corner, he had been buying drinks and waving excitedly to the people mingling around him and yet he looked out of place, like he was straight out of back to the future.
His eyes caught yours, and you froze even as he jogged excitedly over to you. He waved and made a few gestures as if beckoning you to the dance floor, lazily you followed him,Ā
You donāt remember much of what happened later into the night, all you knew was by the end you were following the strange 80ās man out into the street and towards a sleek red car, you froze, suddenly stunned into reality, you shouldnāt enter the car of a stranger, you shouldnāt have left your group.Ā
Carefully you go to walk away without alerting the man, but as you turn heās there. Right infront of you, eyebrows furrowed in confusion, worry and a tinge of anger, suddenly you realize how open it is out on the street, itās just you him and his car.Ā
Heās too close, and heās reaching out for you, but you shove him, or atleast attempt to, you can see his eyes widen and his mouth open, but your hands pass through his chest just as a serious of beeps and boops erupt from his opened mouth.
You really mustāve had to much to drink is all you can think as he vanishes before you eyes, you can feel air shift behind you but donāt turn back, too terrified of what youāll see. But you donāt have to, whatever it was scoops you up, turning you to face him, to face your consequence, your snarer,Ā
Inspired by this quote from the phantom of the opera by Gaston Leroux
especially with reader accidentally exposing rodimus and figuring out his secret.
āKnow that it is a corpse who loves you and adores you and will never, never leave you!...Look, I am not laughing now, crying, crying for you, Christine, who have torn off my mask and who therefore can never leave me again!...Oh, mad Christine, who wanted to see me!ā
Also this one was fittingĀ
āYou are crying! You are afraid of me! And yet I am not really wicked. Love me and you shall see! All I wanted was to be loved for myself.ā
-šŖ¦.
OH MY GOD????? THE PERSON WHO SUBMITTED THAT ONE KNOCKOUT REQUEST A LONG TIME AGO??? OMG YOUāVE BEEN FOLLOWING ME FOR FOREVER IāM SO HONORED ššš
And second of all THIS WAS AMAZING!!!!! God the plot twists were so good. Iām so tempted to write something with this but I would love to see what you do with it too if you wanted to.
AHHHH Itās so nice to properly meet you!!!!!!
Hello! I hope you are doing well! If you still have slots for requests at the time you see this, would you be okay with writing a scenario situated where a mech visits some sort of Cybertronian street fair or market where they discover humans being sold as pets in pretty horrible conditions, and obviously this mech sees that the poor things are being treated terribly, so they decide to buy and save one? Could or could not involve vore, itās all up to your preference! I just love fearplay scenarios so so much which involve good intentions but obvious hindrances like a language barrier that prevents the two parties involved from understanding each other.
I hope you are doing well! Take care of yourself, and have a great night/day! :Dš
GATOR!!!! Thank you for requesting!! It took me a while to think of which bot to choose for this prompt, but after we've spoken about some ideas together I've chosen Rodimus :) I hope you enjoy!!
Warnings: SFW, Tasty AU, Vore, GN!Human!Reader
āSilly dog, if youāre slow Iāll steal herā
Just watched it. My one brain cell ship it.
Feel My Voice Get Underneath Your SkinĀ
What if Jinu heard the line 'You wanna get wild? OK, I'll show you wild!' and it never leaves his head?
After months of research, the only K-pop star who ever stood out to Jinu is Rumi and it's getting harder and harder to not give in.
Read here or on AO3
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āYou wanna get wild? OK, Iāll show you wild!ā
The thought of the prim and proper princess Rumi being āwildā drew a snort from Jinu. The other two were far more likely to fit the bill at any given time.
Stillā¦
His eyes shifted over the stage on his screen. Rumiās long hair trailing behind her, begging to be yanked so he could angle her neck just right while he sank into her -
He shook his head.
Months of researching K-pop (who even came up with that name?) for their new strategy, staring at hours and hours and hours of young people dancing and singing on stages followed by video after video after video of extra content (Jinu never wanted to watch another mukbang ever again), and the only one that truly stuck out was her.
Rumi.
Perfect body control, strong vocals that sunk their way into his marrow, and the kind of beauty that would have made her a favorite of poets the world over.
Exactly his type and completely off-limits. It was the Hunters or them and Jinu wasnāt going to fail. Self-preservation called to him louder than anything Rumi could ever do.
i wish you all love. i wish you all a better life. i wish you all a community. i wish you a family that sees your worth and encourages you to get better. i wish you the right to live. i wish you an education. i wish you see how you and the world can still get better. i wish you survival.
please have more compassion for your fellow people.
even if every person who voted 3rd party or socialist or uncommitted had voted for Harris, it still would not have changed the results, and both Harris and Trump would still send BILLIONS OF YOUR TAX DOLLARS TO FUND ISRAEL'S GENOCIDE OF THE PALESTINIAN PEOPLE.
Human decency has no place in America
If there is a god, he is a politician
I am a worshipper of no one
I can't bear to hope right now-
Will you steal the light from my eyes?
For now, I can't help myself
I will concede, you can take it
I will not argue with my coworkers about it
I will smile and nod and throw up in the bathroom
Any difference, rebellion, a tantrum
I am a privileged, petulant child
You just wanted to change the channel
You wanted a show, now you have to watch it
When the popcorn is gone, we don't eat the rich
We eat our children instead
They only have the power that you give them
And those in power will lick your plate clean
Will you steal the light from my eyes?
You can borrow it
Maybe someday I'd like it back
But not tonight
I am too tired
I will make art, until robots rip out my heart
I will work to live, live to work
You, will continue, despite all odds
I'd hope for irony, that it comes back to bite you
But I cannot bear to hope
I'd hoped you were smarter than to feed the bear
But you just can't help yourself, and you won't
I've been thinking about the "burn it all down" rhetoric used by a lot of the individuals on this website. Like, the people that are waiting for the violent, glorius revolution to overthrow the United States so they can finally rebuild it as a better, functioning society.
The idea being that if everything keeps getting worse and worse, eventually somethings gotta give. It's gotta break, and then the rebuilding will begin.
This seems to be closely related to the desire to withhold votes for Harris/Walz, because all they will do is maintain the status quo. And while Trump is arguably worse, he will take them toward the desired "breaking point."
But something that I learned during the height of the Covid pandemic is that this is not true. Or at least, not in the way we think it will be true.
Covid, to me, felt very much like a kind of apocalypse. It was definitely the kind of thing that would have been an apocalypse, if real life was the like the movies.
Society collapses, mass panic as all our systems fail and the world returns to disorder and chaos and life starts to become purely about survival. Streets are empty, you're scavenging for food, the world of polite society has ended for good.
Obviously that didn't happen. It was like, this horrible disease tore the world apart, the apocalypse happened... but nothing really changed. I mean, it did. The whole world changed, and it will never be exactly the same as it was before.
But everyone just kept going, too. There was a stop for some people (white collar workers whose jobs could be done remotely, mainly) but not for everyone else.
And everyone kept having to pay bills and taxes and do their laundry and walk the dog and buy groceries and whatever. We were just doing that all as the world felt like it was ending around us.
Like that's what movies don't tell you about the end of the world. It doesn't end. Not in a big way, a huge explosive way. It's just a whole bunch of little endings where the world just gets shittier and harder to bear in all these ways. Your job becomes harder, your life is literally threatened every time you leave the house.
Certain services just shut down and don't come back, new mandates that make everything harder and shittier are put into place, people die in masses but you're still expected to get on the bus to work every day at the same time.
But all those little endings and the all the ways the world got worse and worse and worse, they never add up to the one big explosive apocalypse that the movies promised.
Where life stops being about paying taxes and scheduling dental appointments and paying bills and starts being about learning to shoot a gun so you can kill your dinner and then take shelter in an abandoned Cheesecake Factory before the zombies show up.
In the real world, the zombies are eating your friends and family and your boss still expects you to clock in at 9 am like usual. And you do it because what other choice do you have? The zombies didn't get you today and you still gotta pay all those bills.
And I think that's just what the world is. I think that's just life, to an extent. The world as we knew it ended forever with Covid, but it also kept on going (not to be like "we were the zombies all along" but the comparison is tempting).
It seems logical that something can only bend so much before it breaks. That the world can only get so much worse before it blows up completely. Capitalism, at least. It's a self cannibalizing system, it's not sustainable forever.
But I don't think it will die the way you'd think it would. With the big satisfying explosion, the absolute end where it all burns down and paves the way to rebuild.
The big revolution, the huge overhaul of it all.
What's more likely is it will just get worse and worse and worse in a bunch of smaller ways, until we redefine our tolerance for suffering to accommodate it.
Because that's what we do. We think "this is rock bottom, it can't get worse." But it does, because it can, so we get our jack hammer and go lower because the bus is waiting and we've got bills to pay.
I think we could do that for a long time. Not forever maybe, but decades more? Almost definitely? Another century? Who knows. I won't.
"Burn it all down" may never come. Just smaller deaths, little apocalypses happening all around us every day.
I see the appeal of burning it all down. It almost feels like it would be a relief, at times.
It's much, much more tiring to try and find all the little ways we can build it back up right now. While it's still standing, maybe a little worse than it was yesterday, but functional. To find the cracks and seal them up, plaster over the holes and find a way to repair the little deaths.
Because it gets worse in little ways all the time, but it can get better, too. And it does. In small ways, every day. Good policies are passed, bad ones are repealed. People make connections and campaign for positive change and there's no big, splashy "we saved the day and ended all evil for good!" resolution like the movies, but the little wins do exist.
The thing about real life is that there is no big apocalypse. Not for everyone. And there is no happily ever after.
But there is small happiness, small victory. Small change, small fights that can be won. And just like the little deaths add up to a world that always seems to be getting worse, the little victories add up too.
The trick, i think, is to not get so caught up in the way it's worse that we stop seeing the ways it's better. That we get so entranced by the romance of burning it all down that we forget all the smaller ways we can and should be fighting to build it back up.
Because at the end of the day, you're still gonna have to go to work tomorrow. Might as well do what you can to make it better in some small way, instead of waiting for it to all get worse.
to any americans who feel "paralyzed" and "dont know what to do" to help with gaza:
reading a fucking book. i beg of you.
in a time of knowledge suppression is it your duty to arm yourself with knowledge.
read about americas occupations in the middle east.
read about 9/11 from outside of america and see how they inflicted senseless harm and violence to countless amounts of people and have been suppressing your rights for the past 2 fucking decades.
read about any of the countless wars from the past 30 years. especially from a civilian's. and the victims and survivors' perspective. listen to the horror stories and do not plug your fucking ears as to what your country is doing.
and read about fucking gaza and palestine and keep up with what is happening no matter how "sad" or "uncountable" you might get.
dont look away from this.
you dont have the right to be comfortable during countless active genocides.
if you're knowledgeable, you're powerful, and our current state doesnt fucking want that.
you have the power to change things if you open your eyes and scream to the world.
wake the fuck up.
Edit: please check the reblogs there are readings and ways to help
i read this poem from clint smith every now and then. i remember the impact it had on me when i first read it in 2020 during the midst of the pandemic, how it captured the eerie terror i felt against the backdrop of the "toxic positivity" the then-commander in chief was spouting of how everything would end up fine.
i think it's apt to revisit today and sums up everything i'm feeling.
āFear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.ā
ā Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
For everyone who is afraid right now, it is absolutely justifiable. Shit's gonna get scary. But remember:
āSusan says, don't get afraid, get angry.ā
ā Terry Pratchett, Hogfather