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I'm Aziraphale. I'm an angel. I live in a cottage in the South Downs with a demon named Crowley and have just recently acquired a kitten, whom I have named Victoria. It seems clear that I've been sucked into this site, having nothing better to do after the Apocalypse-that-Wasn't. Well. ((Good Omens RP blog. There's only one like me in the world. Actualy, I lied, there are two. But I'm better. You'll see.))

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OOC

This account is officially dead. Apologies, guys. Thank you all for a lovely time. Unfollow at will.

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((Guys, I am here just so you know message me?))

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Hello? Anyone here?

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FACT: All demisexuals are the result of an instantaneous biological Meta Crisis.

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True, very true. *sighs*

[praeco]

But hey, at least you survived yours.

And didn’t get yourself banned from the homefront.

…Right?

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*shrugs* I haven't heard from Above in a long, long time.

At this point I can come and go as I please.

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Victoria's terrorizing the houseplants again.

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I didn’t mean to, it just sort of…happens. On occasion.

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More than usual these days. *raises an eyebrow* What’s going on?

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Yes, but—

There’s abssolutely nothing going on.

…Shit.

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*shakes his head, sighing*

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Victoria's terrorizing the houseplants again.

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…No.

I wasn’t hissing. You just heard me wrong.

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*narrows his eyes* You did. I just heard you.

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I didn’t mean to, it just sort of…happens. On occasion.

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More than usual these days. *raises an eyebrow* What's going on?

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Victoria's terrorizing the houseplants again.

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It’s very simple.

You train your cat or whatever people do with cats, I don’t see why they bother with them most of the time, and I leave my plants as they are until they recover from the trauma your cat is putting them through.

Very ssimple.

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*rolls his eyes* Yes, I know, dear, but-

Are you hissing?

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…No.

I wasn’t hissing. You just heard me wrong.

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*narrows his eyes* You did. I just heard you.

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Victoria's terrorizing the houseplants again.

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Nnno you won’t, she’s a cat, you should be able to do something.

You aren’t allowed to move my things.

At all.

Even to keep them away from the cat.

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*shakes his head* Sometimes I simply don’t understand you, dear.

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It’s very simple.

You train your cat or whatever people do with cats, I don’t see why they bother with them most of the time, and I leave my plants as they are until they recover from the trauma your cat is putting them through.

Very ssimple.

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*rolls his eyes* Yes, I know, dear, but-

Are you hissing?

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Victoria's terrorizing the houseplants again.

Crowley, dear, you must keep them away from her. I can’t stop her from clawing at them.

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She’s your cat, Aziraphale, you control her.

I’m not moving the plants.

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I’m not all-powerful. I can’t stop her.

I’ll move the plants for you, then.

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Nnno you won’t, she’s a cat, you should be able to do something.

You aren’t allowed to move my things.

At all.

Even to keep them away from the cat.

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*shakes his head* Sometimes I simply don't understand you, dear.

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((So there's a GO! Blogs masterlist and I noticed that myself and my Crowley were not there. So I messaged the admin and NOW WE ARE. List is here.))

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Victoria's terrorizing the houseplants again.

Crowley, dear, you must keep them away from her. I can’t stop her from clawing at them.

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She’s your cat, Aziraphale, you control her.

I’m not moving the plants.

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I'm not all-powerful. I can't stop her.

I'll move the plants for you, then.

[kindawasted]

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You’ve never changed your mind. About anything. What’s changed?

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Sure I have! Changed my mind about destiny. Almost died for it, too.

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I still find it strange.

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What, like I’m the only one who tried to stop an Apocalypse?

-pointed look-

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True, very true. *sighs*

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You’ve never changed your mind. About anything. What’s changed?

[praeco]

Sure I have! Changed my mind about destiny. Almost died for it, too.

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I still find it strange.

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Yes. Well… that’s different. We had a previous arrangement.

Hm.

[praeco]

How is that different? Arrangement, yeah, okay. 

What’s “hm” supposed to mean?

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You've never changed your mind. About anything. What's changed?