[dankmemeuniversity]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

gonna go start bar fights so I can get a cool facial scar 

[sheepdippedmax]

This one time we filled a glass forty bottle with gasoline and threw it in the bon fire. It exploded into my face and now I have three not so cool scars on my face

And two broken teeth

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

what did you expect to happen 

[sheepdippedmax]

The Lord to protect me

[m1911s-3rd-prestige]

King honestly

[effinbirds]

[foulserpent]

sometimes self care is saying “this is stupid” and closing the tab

[aidashakur]

I like to talk things out, I love clarity. I’m an adult, communicate.

[maggiemayy]

I have become so much better at acknowledging the fact that although my feelings are still valid, I am not always in the right. Never let your pride, ego, or self defence mechanism push you to shutting someone out or blocking out what someone has to say. Lay everything out on the table and just talk. Communication and disagreements shouldn’t correlate with anger and arguments.

[forestspoonie]

*gives u a pretty rock* I love you

[ainawgsd]

Melody Hames, is the name behind ‘The Horse Barber’ Brand. Melody began clipping horses at the age of just 9 years old in the mid 90’s. She is self taught and began clipping her Connermara pony who suffered from cushings disiese , to assist his comfort and wellbeing. Melodys passion and unique approach to her craft quickly gained the attention of media world wide, in the from of both online and print press, magazines, blogs and newspapers as well as TV publications.

Melody offers a different approach to horse clipping as has previously been known, largely due to her passion for craft, horsemanship skills, knowledge and understanding of different horses and coat types as well as a passion for art and design. All of this has helped her to identifiy new and better ways for the future of clipping horses safely and effectively, as well as creatively. Melody envisions an improved future of horse clipping and by providing her training, she wishes to create a safer and happier environment during the clipping process, for both horses and their handlers / owners alike.

[persimmonns]

The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K. Le Guin / @lobotomybarbie / ? / @citrusflowers / fermentation night by Molly Cheang illustration & painting / 8th to 6th century BCE figurine of a woman baking, Akhzib / @3-ducks-in-a-trenchcoat​ / @moss-is-nice​ / ? / Everything Leads to You by Nina Lacour 

[mp3juice]

[hotwhiteguy]

Promoted

[niambi]

She ain’t have to kick Apple’s wig around like that

[horsefriend]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Well if anyone wondered what Wales is getting up to during the Quarantine, someone set up a Facebook group called Côr-ona ("côr" being the Welsh word for choir), and are using it to teach each other descants for famous Welsh music and songs. It was set up three days ago and already has 10000 members. One of those was an accidentally-added non-Welsh speaker who is very confused, but everyone is delighted by his bewildered presence. Occasionally someone will go for a walk on a beach or mountain and upload a video of themselves singing one of the descants they've learned.

[princessslea]

@lloerwyn

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

This is the most quintessentially Welsh response possible, and I would expect no less.

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Update: it has been 4 days and we are up to 17,000 members. Several non-Welsh speakers have joined, all of whom are saying things like "I have no idea what any of you are saying but the singing is beautiful", to which they are inundated with "Welcome! You can learn on Duolingo! Enjoy the singing!" messages.

Today is Dydd Gwener Gwerin, or Folk Friday. Might upload an alto/tenor version of y Fwyalchen later.

[cymraegandconfused]

if the amount of Welsh speakers actually rises because of coronavirus I will fucking scream

[effinbirds]

[weavemama]

MILLENNIALS ARE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING IT’S GETTING SO OLD

[logynnrose]

The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

millennials shot versace

[bingomann]

millennials killed off the dinosaurs

[funfetti-cakke]

Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.

[catwithbenefits]

Cain was a millennial

[kurosmind]

Millennial caused the Great Permian Extinction

[imthehuggernaut]

The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with floating colony of ocean millennials.

[acciowine]

Millennials stabbed Caesar. 

[wahbegan]

10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For

[helpiminwaytoomanyfandoms]

Millenials killed princess diana

[sweetmeatdale]

I thought we agreed that one was John Mulaney

[backpackgrayson]

John Mulaney being one of the funniest standup comics of all time is so wild to me because everything about him screams “closeted gay accountant” and then he gets up on stage and talks about how he murdered Princess Diana and the mental whiplash you receive kills you on the spot

[wifipasswords-deactivated201908]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[booklovertwilight]

[valtsv]

i was reading about the myth of prometheus today when the phrase "new liver, same eagles" popped into my mind, so i'm keeping that in mind for the next time someone asks me how it's going