"But, can you handlee.../ME/?!"

"AHA! AHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH! AHhhhhh, greetings, my lesser than me subjects. My, isn't such a magnificent day outside, now that I'm here~? I mean...It's been day, for a while, but, /I've/ been the real ray of sunshine for the longest time!" Insert five seconds of evil laughter here. "Anyway, I hope none of you are ever hoping to leave. Because, honestly? It's a pipe dream. I'm the greatest there ever was, or has ever been! And, I won't ever let anypony stand in the way of me and what /I/ want~!" Insert more sadistic laughter. Ask/RP blog for a non-dream/AU version of Daybreaker/'Nightmare' Celestia Send kink-related stuff to superkinkydaybreaker

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BACK

[youcouldreallyusesomesun]

Ooc: So, hey, guys. Back on this blog. Again.

*Braces self for potential tomato pelting*

[youcouldreallyusesomesun]

*Take a frying pan and begin to prepare two eggs with beacon using the mane of Daybreaker, after that anon look at the empress like if it was the most normal thing of the world* So... How is going lately?

Both the bacon and eggs are getting more than a bit overcooked. She shrugs. “Alright, I guess.”

[youcouldreallyusesomesun]

"Hey, there, name's Storm King! You might have heard of me. Conqueror and Plunderer of multiple...

Ooc: Beware of Comic and Trailer spoilers.

[youcouldreallyusesomesun]

Ooc: Alright, sooooooo...

I’M GONNA DO A STORM KING BLOG! He has at least gotten a prequel comic issue, after all, and, both the most recent trailer and the comic prove that he’s definitely the type that can do comedy.

But, expect me to still do Daybreaker too.

[youcouldreallyusesomesun]

Have you heard of Daybroker? She's just like you, except she gets her kicks by selling stocks for some reason.

“...Huh.”

[youcouldreallyusesomesun]

dammit daybreaker! you melted my chocolate again!

“And?”

[youcouldreallyusesomesun]

Hey Daybreaker, I have a friend who's super pale and stays inside all day. Can you help him get the sun that he needs?

“Why does he stay inside, exactly?”

[youcouldreallyusesomesun]

An anon throws a big block of ice at Daybreaker.

Said block melts rather quickly.

[youcouldreallyusesomesun]

The Storm King each time his unicorn subordinate gets called ‘The Villain’

[youcouldreallyusesomesun]

Ooc: …Annddd, okay, he apparently wants to conquer and rule the whole world too, but, guy like that might get bored, have others rule his territories in his place, and, then pillage his own territories repeatedly.

[mikaila-orchard]

From what I’ve seen of the prelude comic IDW published, he’s a pretty chill guy (pun intended).  He even says he should get his troops something nice for all their hard work.  Methinks he might be reasoned with by the films end.

[youcouldreallyusesomesun]

Ooc: You might have just seen the preview, though. I posted about six pages from the Abyssinia Panthera conquest, if you’re curious about that.

He’s also not as chill as he seems in the majority of the rest of the comic, and, he makes fun of the ponies in the trailer released today.

[youcouldreallyusesomesun]

Ooc: ...Annddd, okay, he apparently wants to conquer and rule the whole world too, but, guy like that might get bored, have others rule his territories in his place, and, then pillage his own territories repeatedly.

[youcouldreallyusesomesun]

Storm King Conquers Abyssinia...

...But, it turns out, he just wanted to conquer their country, not only for wealth and magical artifacts, but because he could, and wanted to prove he could.

...Also, maybe for shits and giggles.

ALL HAIL SUPER EVIL SATYR VIKING

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HOLY SHIT GUYS I’M FREAKING OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Source

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update: they’re denying her services because of her posting about her mistreatment.

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