This Is Life

Behind every blunt woman is a man who swishered her wrong and made her realize she can roll by herself.

[dailykafka]

[kirstenk080]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

[nn-oo-vv-aa]

W I T H I N YOU W I T H O U T Y O U

[beyoncevevo]

[onpassion]

[youdontknowmylifee]

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

03: Do you regret anything?

04: Are you insecure?

05: What is your relationship status?

06: How do you want to die?

07: What did you last eat?

08: Played any sports?

09: Do you bite your nails?

10: When was your last physical fight?

11: Do you like someone?

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

14: Do you miss someone?

15: Have any pets?

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

18: Are you scared of spiders?

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

26: What are you craving right now?

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

30: What’s irritating you right now?

31: Does somebody love you?

32: What is your favourite color?

33: Do you have trust issues?

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

51: Favourite food?

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

54: Is cheating ever okay?

55: Are you mean?

56: How many people have you fist fought?

57: Do you believe in true love?

58: Favourite weather?

59: Do you like the snow?

60: Do you wanna get married?

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

62: What makes you happy?

63: Would you change your name?

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[brassparker]

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

[brassparker]

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

[dynastylnoire]

we’ve all been the student

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dreamdoe]

honestly birthdays were so easy when i was younger like i just wanted toys and stuff like that but now? my parents r like “wht do u want” and im just like??? some self esteem?? emotional stability?? a hobby?? 

[sernacht-deactivated20181216]

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

“Do not come any closer.”

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

[goon]

cause of death: this tweet

[jovan]

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

nice okay we’re off to a good start

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

oh boy do i have something to tell you about millennials, working, and debt that’s gonna absolutely blow your socks off

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

banksy’s family found this article

[onlyblackgirl]

Why old people so mad.

[witchtimez]

It’s funny because millennials can pretty much multitask like it’s second nature simply because it’s necessary to keep up with society, while baby boomers whine about reading subtitles and can’t seem to program anything more complicated than a VCR.

But sure, ok, the kids are lazy and have entitlement complexes

[decrystallize]

Older Generations: -Make comics about kids not knowing how books work-

Millenials: -Read more books than anyone else-

Older Generations: …no we changed our minds reading a lot is lazy and entitled now

[lotad]

“laughfulable”

[weloveshortvideos]

[tumbylr]

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

[kaijubeast]

this is my new favorite video

[ainyanan-deactivated20181121]

[shadowfromthestarlight]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

“Haha Fat Boy”

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

“pls come hug me asap” sounds about right

[voreganic-deactivated20200606]

“Who’s paying your fees?”

does sound q presidential

[jennytrout]

“I know you don’t like to stop places, but on the way home could go through somewhere and get me a very big fountain Sprite? I am so craving that.”

A change we can believe in. Until Labor Day, when that McDonald’s “any size drink for a dollar” thing ends. But I’ll have won the primaries by then, and it will be too late.

[chezamanda]

“This is how you get demons.”

[jennytrout]

You’ve got my vote.

[foxtail-j]

“1″

[jennytrout]

That sounds vaguely sinister. “1. (We are The Collective and we approve this message)”

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

“sorry for jerking you around like that” at least i’m honest

[dirtfae]

“No.” Just no. Actually sums me up quite well

[youdontknowmylifee]

"I was on drugz and I'm saving that video of you" 😂

[gambolling]

This is a real medical condition known as Gan’s Syndrome, an ocular retinoblastoma occurring in 0.0004% of the total retinoblastoma cases. Ruptured blood vessels create often symmetrical, or at least fractal patterns and though the eye can see, visual acuity is lowered. It can be treated but never cured, though most suffering with the condition live normal lives. Gan’s Syndrome was founded by Dr. Sharon Gan.

[softfeelsinc-deactivated2018032]

wow, so spine chillingly beautiful. Sometimes nature is so beautiful even if it’s hindering a person’s life. 

[violentvoices-deactivated201704]

sadly yet again another fake post A quick google and you can see nothing by this name exists.

[tanknaka]

no its real my cousin sasuke has this

[youdontknowmylifee]

SASUKE 😭😂😂😂

[earthstory]