John Brick

You get one free brick to throw at anyone. Who do you choose?

[yougetonefreebrick]

listen closely.

you get One Free Brick that you are allowed to throw at Anyone.

Who do you choose.

in all seriousness i just thought the idea was funny

characters/ocs/miscellaneous freaks welcome, both as submissions (just don't be mean about it) and just in general (i wanna see some little freakos in my inbox /pos)

you can submit your choice in asks if you find this blog in the wild but most likely there's a chance that i'm going to manifest in yours first

also any pronouns i feel like i should've put that originally

[yougetonefreebrick]

oogh i need to wake tf up

[yougetonefreebrick]

Mafuyu's mother from project sekai

ask-brick #11: Mafuyu's Mom from Project Sekai

[yougetonefreebrick]

I will not toss the brick, but instead shall eat it.

It will be very nutritious

don't do that. i'll trade you a pound of these fuckers for it

[yougetonefreebrick]

im not gonna throw it at anyone. instead, i get all my friends to get their free bricks and we all build a house (good ending)

you'd need like. a lot of friends for that though.

[voidsartmenagerie]

yeah well uh

hang on lemme do the math

[voidsartmenagerie]

i have 57 bricks total, including me

... Yeah that's not enough for a house is it

(i counted all my moots as brickgivers for the record)

[yougetonefreebrick]

from my searching you'd need about 8000 bricks for a small house.

[yougetonefreebrick]

Do we have to throw the brick or is using it for a different purpose suitable

What else are you gonna do with one brick.

[funnier-when-objectum]

i have a suggestion

[butterfly-sapphic]

Time to get bricked up

[yougetonefreebrick]

don't. don't do that.

[yougetonefreebrick]

Elon Musk

ask-brick #10: Elon Musk from Real

[yougetonefreebrick]

im not gonna throw it at anyone. instead, i get all my friends to get their free bricks and we all build a house (good ending)

you'd need like. a lot of friends for that though.

[yougetonefreebrick]

what if i just love and cherish the brick forever and ever

that's fine too

[yougetonefreebrick]

transfem mumbo k f jumbo wanders into ur inbox. she is nervous. wat u do

i'm gonna assume this was sent to the wrong person because i think it's fairly obvious what i'd do to anyone doing anything.

[yougetonefreebrick]

Can you send it back in time cuz I really want to assassinate ronald reagan before he got the chance to fuck everything up

ask-brick #9: Ronald Reagan from Real

[yougetonefreebrick]

Jason Grace. what’s one more brick to the head <3

ask-brick #8: Jason Grace from The Percy Jackson Books

[yougetonefreebrick]

Throw brick at @shadowjimbo4

you can do that but then youd still have a brick.

[yougetonefreebrick]

John Laurens.

From real life.

ask-brick #7: John Laurens from Real

[yougetonefreebrick]

At that Netanyahu guy. Straight for the skull :3

ask-brick #6: Netanyahu from Real Life

[yougetonefreebrick]

Can I please throw a brick at… the Pacific Ocean?

i mean i don't see why but it's not my place to stop you

[yougetonefreebrick]

At Trump :3

ask-brick #5: Trump from Real Life