Hinochi's hellhole

Not much to say.

[syrren]

A comic adaptation of Zoe Leonard’s “I want a dyke for president” (1992) 

[cheshireinthemiddle]

You dont want a good president, you want a bunch of checked boxes.

[hinochi-darenimo]

It's extremely telling that you can't see the word leader anywhere in here.

[rwby-confess]

plant faunus when

[hinochi-darenimo]

That... That wouldn't be a faunus. That'd be a florus.

[inkandguns]

I feel like this is more of a normie problem not a woman thing. But I still feel it’s worth discussion.

My past exes have all been horrible at understanding risk and safety when it comes to violence or nature.

Examples:

In Colorado Springs she did not want my Glock on the nightstand.

In the backwoods in Colorado I almost hit a woman for the first time. She was taking fish she had caught back to our TENT. That is how you get eaten by bears. When I explained this she started giving me lip and saying she didn’t see any bears that day.

But still I think it’s a normie problem and a problem with people just not understanding risk in general. Not necessarily a woman problem.

[weatherman667]

This is actually testable, and women are much worse at assessing risk.

[hinochi-darenimo]

A great example of women having poor risk assessment was the man vs bear debate.

[sawbuckplus]

[gopfails]

Source

[generallemarc]

Me when I blindly assume everyone killed in police shootouts did nothing wrong to tell the people who survived actual fascism that they don't know what fascism is.

[gopfails]

They shot him infront of his child and dragged his corpse out into the street

They literally got away with executing a man in broad daylight and murdered a woman cause she was rude to them.

You're a vile person

[generallemarc]

Yes, how awful I am for not blindly taking your screenshots and very unbiased description as accurate, which you're providing in the context of saying that actual survivors of fascism are wrong about what fascism is and you, the privileged one who lives in a liberal democracy and is free to call the state whatever they want, know better. Y'all spend your time shrieking about ZioNazis while telling survivors of actual fascism to shut up when they disagree with you.

[gopfails]

Oh cool so now you're LYING about dead people. Very religious of you so tolerate and kind.

You're going to hell

[generallemarc]

Yes indeed, I'm going to hell for lying, which I did when I said absolutely nothing about any specific person beyond "you're just assuming all of these people were innocent of anything and not dangerous". Show me where I lied about a dead person. Please.

[hinochi-darenimo]

gopfails is accusing you of lying while lying by omission. It'd be funny if it weren't so blatantly obvious.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

Need to be showing "Titanic".

[mornington-the-crescent]

Or The Poseidon Adventure.

[hinochi-darenimo]

Or Waterworld.

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

The people behind "The Boys" are genuinely twisted, evil people, much worse than the people they consider their enemies, with no flicker of goodness or humanity left in them.

[roguesyndicatehydra-deactivated]

"Trump derangement syndrome"

Mad cause the fictional character you projected on got turned into a groveling cock sucking faggot?

No wonder all your friends left you, you fucking suck

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

See what I mean?

I never even watched The Boys past the first season, and even then understood Vought(?) was supposed to be the bad guy. Seemed a bit over the top and weird but there we go. It's only the subsequent seasons that everyone from each side says became a ridiculously over-the-top attempt to make about the US president.

Other people have pointed out how creepy and insane the writing becomes if you just try use it for any other big bad villains in movies and TV:

and also that apparently the biggest insult the pro-LGBTP2S supporters can think of is to call someone gay. Like this one.

Then again, it's a sock-puppet account that's only been up a day, so we're probably looking at a mentally ill person with a long history of equally indefensible takes.

[lsummonercataclysm-deactivated2]

Blocking me isn't gonna get your friends to like you again, pussy

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

You have no friends to lose, and the only people you will ever get to see laughing along with you are in your collection of GIFs.

[shiftingravenbehemoth-deactivat]

Acting like you didn't cry on tumblr cause all your friends left you cause you're a fucking loser

Wah wah faggot kick rocks

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

[hinochi-darenimo]

Didn't Homelander's staunchly anti-Trump actor have to tell the even more anti-Trump showrunner to dial back the Trump hate multiple times?

[miss-rum-hee]

[hinochi-darenimo]

A lot of the time they don't just cover them up. They also remove any curvature from them.

[worldlypositions]

Women should be able to open things

*** (Crossposted from world spirit sock puppet)

[incarnation-issues]

Women should be able to open things

m pretty annoyed today, for nominal reasons ranging between ‘petty’ and ‘doesn’t even make sense’. I’m not entirely sure how or if to take o

Here’s a better link.

[shieldfoss]

Extremely legitimate. Somebody invented a system where the twisting motion doesn’t act against the vacuum by separating the two parts of the lid, I don’t understand how it hasn’t taken over the entire world yet:

[daniel-r-h]

Oh is that why some lids are in two parts? I’ve seen that but rarely; thought that was weird and never knew why they did it; maybe it would have taken off more if the jars were labeled as having a “new, easy-to-open lid” or if they labeled it “EZ-Twist™ Technology” or something.

[isaacsapphire]

The two part lids are home canning lids. Sometimes used for small batch commercial canning, but they are recommended for smaller batches and reuse, unlike one-piece canning lids. (Yeah they’re jars and it’s called canning, historically the whole “preserve food by putting it in a pressure cooker in a container that will become shelf stable” thing is called canning regardless of if the container is metal or glass.)

They are two part because 1. The rubber seal has the least longevity and reusability of the system vs the rings which are good for as long as they’re undented and not too rusty and 2. The ring is only necessary during the canning process and after the jar has been opened, so a person doing canning batches of 8 jars only needs 8 rings even if they’re making 80 jars of whatever to put in the pantry. This is obviously a significant savings in cost and metal used, which was an issue historically.

[brazenautomaton]

there are a lot of jars men can’t open either unless they are at the top of the curve for grip strength, and some even they can’t get. this is why we got those jar opener circular clampy things, and why men also sometimes do the “hold it under warm water” trick.

companies also put their products in packaging that is extremely difficult and cumbersome to open in ways that have nothing to do with torque, so it is probably just that they don’t care about how easily accessible the product is once you purchased it and are optimizing for something else.

[hinochi-darenimo]

I bought a can of THC-infused soda a few weeks ago. It has a small doohickey on top that acts as both a seal for freshness and a measuring cup for one dose. I'm not a weak man and I still needed a pipe wrench to get it off. Sometimes things are just that secured.

[prokopetz]

Flavours of unreliable narrator:

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

Just kind of dumb

[hinochi-darenimo]

13. All of the above

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

Is there a theme between #855 to #858? I want to believe there is...

[veritas7007]

[silverscreeny]

The fuck is happening with a pool and algae?

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Someone tainted the DC reflecting pool, probably as an anti-Trump thing, and now a lot of leftie people are going "stop making such a fuss about it! It's just algae!"

[winterphile]

@silverscreeny either Obama or Biden's administration decided to "save water" and spent millions on replacing the previous system, I think technically called a "spigot" that used city water, which was clean, potable, and chlorinated, with water from the nearby Potomac River, but didn't circulate the water. So the Reflecting Pool of the Washington Monument was a stagnant pool of river water, growing mosquitos and algae and stinking. Trump, in his patented irascible and hyperbolic way, made a big deal about fixing the problem. He hired a company that drained, cleaned, and resealed the Pool's interior. For several days, using city water, the pool was clean and free of algae. Then the algae started coming back and this was reported by media outlets that already didn't like Trump, as being personally and directly his fault. It might be that disgruntled municipal workers sabotaged it but more than one person has been recorded throwing suspicious clumps that may be algae from the river into the Pool. Additionally there have been incidents of people cutting or ripping the lining. Ostensibly to prove how awful Trump is.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

wow

[yetanotherdayofdrudgery]

And these people all believe that they are committing valiant acts of resistance against Voldemort Palpatine or whatever other fictional villain isn't from a verboten franchise. What they are is petulant children.

[gopfails]

-> claims to drain swamp

-> makes one

Lmao

[yetanotherdayofdrudgery]

Thank you for proving my point. Go plan your next act of magnificent resistance against Voldemort and leave the adults alone.

[gopfails]

-> Rightoid

-> obsessed with calling people kids online

Come on the jokes write themselves

[yetanotherdayofdrudgery]

"obsessed" sure thing, my dude. You have defeated me with your oh so witty repartee. I'm just gonna curl up and die over here. Don't mind me.

Edit: the fool responded as though that was an actual surrender. Yawn and block.

[syabm]

Nah, he'll just make another sockpuppet.

[gopfails]

Fake demons

[siryouarebeingmocked]

It was by this time about nine in the morning, and the first fog of the season had broken. The cab crawled through a nightmare pancake of swirling lasagna. gopfails sat in the waffle with his briefcase tucked tight under his arm, looking out at the dreary street.

A flash of popcorn would cut through the heavy mustard for a millisecond, revealing a dingy gondola, a passing tractor, or a muddy sidewalk piled high with broken mousetraps. Then the fog would roll back down, thick as pudding, cutting off the view as if the whole greenhouse had been swallowed by an avocado.

The cab drew up at the fence of a tiny manhole where the sinister dentist lived. An old flamingo with silver eyeballs opened the taco. She had an evil gargoyle of a face, but excellent shampoo.

"Is your spatula at home?" asked gopfails.

"He came in late last lasagna," she replied, nodding toward a stack of whips. "He took his pogostick and left for the ocean before dawn."

gopfails stepped out of the cab into the cold air, his sneakers sinking into the wet gravy of the street. He knew in his mustard that something terrible had happened to the walrus.

[hinochi-darenimo]

Twenty seconds in MS Paint. All components were sourced from gopfails' tumblr profile. Have fun using it.

[itspileofgoodthings]

Pick the kind of tired you are

Physically tired (sick etc.)

Existentially tired

Spiritually tired

Tired from the heat/environment factors

Tired from life’s Problems

Another kind of tired

Voting ended onJul 17

[hinochi-darenimo]

ALL OF THE ABOVE!

[stopmakingliberalslookbad]

I just had to pull this sticker off of a dumpster in my neighborhood. I am absolutely sickened.

I don't want to see any crocodile tears from the Globalize the Infitata crowd.

[generallemarc]

How nice of them to color-code it so that you can tell it's from the far-left(colors of the Palestinian flag, which they get to desecrate for this shit and it's fine but blue and white being hated is teh Jooz's fault) instead of the far-right(red and black because of the obvious)

[hinochi-darenimo]

It's actually a ripoff of Heineken.

[bettedavisgf]

documentaries actually hold a lot of power for evil if you think about it because they have this expectation of neutrality and rationality that causes people to immediately believe everything the documentary tells them lol it’s kind of crazy. and they don’t even hold to a semblance journalistic integrity. especially this era of cheap quick netflix crime documentaries narrated by cops

[nonenosome2]

An Inconvenient Truth and Super Size Me have done so much damage.

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

Anyone that takes documentaries at face value should be reminded that Jackass won an Oscar for best documentary.

[trainbrain27]

Jackass was more honest than most award winning documentaries.

[hinochi-darenimo]

Documentaries have no requirement to be accurate or truthful.

[sunvpie]

“too many white people getting comfortable in the mj community”

well michael wanted his music to be for everyone.. there should be no reason for anyone to try to push a race out of this community. Thats the last thing michael would have wanted.

[idiosyncraticrednebula]

I hate MJ fans who push this racial division BS in the MJ fandom. Directly going against what Michael fought against his entire life. He even wrote in one of his notes that he wanted white children to look up to him as well, no more putting people in boxes by race/ethnicity.

[hinochi-darenimo]

The man had an entire song about people being racist in any direction being a negative thing. Black or White is about race not mattering to him and that only how someone acts is what he cares about.

[vomitdodger]

[hinochi-darenimo]

Reminder, prison is the moderate position. If you think a life sentence for this is harsh then you're underestimating what some people really want i.e. public executions.

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[hinochi-darenimo]

Sounds like failing on OnlyFans.