You Have To Call Me Dragon

--Wincest, J2, Hannigram, Stucky, Gallavich, Clace, Spideypool, Malec, Nickroe, Evak, The Vampire Chronicles-- Welcome to Codependency and whatever else I love at the moment ❤️

[tinylilhollander]

During the post-cottage era when Ilya's still playing for Boston, Shane sends Ilya a text one night that's just like "Are you alone?"

And Ilya is like "No I'm out for drinks with the guys. Did you not see that we won, Hollander?"

And Shane texts back like "Of course I saw, that's why I'm texting." Then a few seconds later: "Download this app right now. Be discreet." with an app store link. And Ilya texts back like '??? 🤨 Shane, have you been hacked?'

And Shane is like 'Just download the fucking app, asshole. This is your reward. Username is Jane2481. Fucking HURRY.'

And when Ilya follows the link and finds out that it's the app that controls a vibrating butt plug, he nearly blacks out at the table before disappearing for a suspiciously long smoke break.

[yellow-shadow79]

So, hear me out..

I think Eddie should be the one to make the first move.

Buck deserves to be chosen

And Eddie deserves to choose what he wants for himself

Because honestly, I don’t think Buck would ever let himself see Eddie as an option. Not because he doesn’t love him, but because he has too much to lose. Their friendship, their family, everything they’ve built together.

Buck would be terrified of ruining the best thing that’s ever happened to him, so I think Eddie would have to be the one to make it clear first.

[vickieverse]

buddie fanfiction really loves to use the word “oh”and it always makes me giggle

[marz-rm]

Little bird told me Oliver wanted a Buddie kiss in the rain working on a mini-comic of this on patreon

[themarshalstale]

↳ @buddienetwork event 13: straightmundo diaz, part 2 🏳️‍🌈 9-1-1 S7E5 You Don't Know Me

[idonotgiveabuck]

mind you his ass was staring at evan buckley like THAT while he was doing exercise with his thighs on full display but yeah he's "straight"

[kitdkat]

Please tell me someone at ABC used Heated Rivalry as like the Game changer to finally greenlight Buddie. Let the Buddie fandom go to the cottage already please.

[grawly]

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

[marveldaily]

LOKI (2021)

[fiercene0n]

[icaruswar]

shane and ilya at their daughter's peewee hockey game, judging the FUCK out of the coach for roster mismanagement and mediocre in-game adjustments.

(they don't realise that this is a middle school annual tournament for kids and not the NHL playoffs)

[aemelia]

Imagine Shane doing the peloton commercial and Ilya messages him as soon as he sees it and is like “make them take this down. now. right now” and Shane’s like “why???? what’s wrong with it” and Ilya is like “too sexy. you will make entire population of canada explode from lust. is that what you want?? scott hunter has already died they just announced. heart attack. rip ⚰️ he will not be missed but still. is sad”

[animentality]

[finnxymiwi]

buddie incorrect quotes i made😛

[sabotage-on-mercury]

still a bit sad about the missed opportunity in heated rivalry for a scene where a brawl breaks out between Boston and Montreal and Shane and Ilya go for a hug like this "so the fight doesn't get unfair"

and noone if their teammates would get suspicious even if they do that regulary because these are the fucking star forwards of their respective teams, they can't risk it getting hurt in a fight, and actually they are so strong holding back even if they have their enemy in their faces (and yes that also applies to Ilya because he might be a more physical player he is weapon of choice is more chirping and antagonising that actually fighting).

also, Ilya would definitely use the chance to rile Shane up and get him hard and frustrated and so much more eager for the after party later

[gaynehollander]

Oh, don't mind me, I'm just manifesting that we get to hear Ilya call Shane a slut in season two. Would you care to join me?

[gaynehollander]

It's in the scripture. It best be on my screen.

[eddiesilverstar]

i love my thirst trap #mythirsttrap