No Douchebags Allowed

| 18+ | Gf @kookyhanky | Mutuals and friends and people who WANT to be friends: welcome | To everyone else: Fuck off | This has been my Ted Talk |

[msrainbowsauce]

This was such a good game, I’m going to for sure get her gun golden after I get Anas

[dreadianz]

[deliveryxiao]

NO WAY LMAO

[thebeauramos]

Omfg

[kingfarron]

I’M DONE 

[lovelyrosebun]

Yesssssss

[harveyjames-deactivated20190122]

For five years now my tumblr has been strictly news about my work and upcoming projects and then someone made this 

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

I AM DONE

[daily-pharah]

PHARAH HOODIE

(Source)

[youhaveavictimcomplex-blog]

😭😭😭

[stimman3000]

.

[arianagrandre]

Someone yelled “WAIT START AGAIN I WASN’T RECORDING” so ariana restarted the song jskdjfhjsd (via majestcbitch)

[sallyyates]

I learned a new awful thing about America today.

[kchannel9]

Oh this has been a thing for years

[bryannagraham]

Let people learn though

[bunniravvit-deactivated20181216]

I’ve lived in CA my entire life and I had no idea about this. 

[youhaveavictimcomplex-blog]

^^^

[lostjewishworld]

[imtooticky]

My coworkers complain when we can’t assign homework over Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. As if somehow this interferes with their ability to teach their classes.

My coworkers complain that our Muslim students get to leave class to pray Salat at noon. Like, we have maybe one Muslim student every two or three years - thus far, all extraordinarily respectful and lovely kids! - and they slip quietly out of class to pray.

My coworkers find all this infuriating. “Imagine,” they cry, “If a Christian kid asked to do that.”

I calmly explain, every single time, that a Christian kid would never HAVE to do that, because every single Christian holy day is a day off school. Good Friday. Easter Sunday. Christmas day. Our entire country interrupts its financial and educational systems - schedules its WEEKS - around the Christian prayer customs and seasons.

God forbid we temporarily unclip the rope barrier and leave an opening for someone whose religious traditions vary from our own.

[professorsparklepants]

Heck, the only holy day we DON’T get off is Ash Wednesday, and that only involves a church service if you’re Catholic.

[weemstar]

DING DING DING

[maximumgayce]

[kyoufuu]

When everyone wants a good time

When shit gets personal

[cartmanofficial-deactivated2019]

This whole episode is one of those where you can’t tell if it actually happened or if it was just some weird fever dream you had of the show.

[peelingmandarins]

me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:

[silly-overwatch-stuff]

[youhaveavictimcomplex-blog]

When you get gold damage as tank

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[youhaveavictimcomplex-blog]

I was still valedictorian lmao

[gahdamnpunk]

Look at GOD 😍🤤

[superrisu]

Happy Pharmercy Week! 

[youhaveavictimcomplex-blog]

CUTE

[africanaquarian]

i’m watching trailers for upcoming movies and got to Mary Queen of Scots and margot robbie pulled off her big, noble rich bitch wig and booyyyyy. this hoe out here lookin like IT lil cousin THAT

[saturnineaqua]

THATS HOW THEY ALL LOOKED THEN THOUGH!

thats how all them bitches look now under all that bronzer and contour too!

[africanaquarian]

nobody had hair under the wigs?? what were they doing wrong like…it’s a wig

[saturnineaqua]

nope! they used to lose their hair. and the white chalky face? to conceal their scars from various diseases, the makeup was made of lead and even vinager and only made the skin worse.but yeah all those “fashionable women” wore that makeup to cover up small pox. (Alot of their skin problems though…were the result of poor hygiene)

I also wanna point out her pupils, which are huge, they used belladonna if they had light eyes, to make them look dark,big and shiny.

and yeah, they wore wigs because they used to shave their hairlines waaaaay back to fake a high forehead. and well, they either shaved all of it off, or lost it because they spent their teens using urine or other chemicals to get “fair hair”. by the time they reached their 20′s and popped out a few kids (and lived) they’d lost it all. 

(sorry i just know wayy too much about this period, lol)

[sunfortune]

margot robbie fucking up her own hairline to portray them old colonizers as they truly were while also undermining the euro centric beauty standards those same uglies implemented across the globe? i stan