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Ren | they/them | multipurpose | 18+

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 29

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[ankle-beez]

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[kittydealer]

u/Creative-Category-60

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black with low white spotting

[userautumn]

devastating when good characters are put into a stupid show. you were born to fly but that evil hag of a showrunner clipped your golden wings. be free on ao3, my little dove. be free

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[kissedfawns]

kinda nervous about something. don’t know what it is yet

[bellabs-dream-lab]

Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[bloodraven55]

love it when fma just says the quiet part out loud

[courtmartialme]

given orders not to die

[walterdecourceys]

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

[saul-tortellini]

This is perhaps my new favorite video

[transmechanicus]

I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[aqwult]

[amythewhore]

[artistredfox]

Audio transcription:

"'I need a woman with a wolf cut to beat me to death'- no you don't! You need- healthcare and universal basic income. That's what- Don't get distracted, okay?"