Hi, I'm James

I like to pretend to be funny, but really I just like music.

[thebelchers]

[spider-starry]

Oh shit this is a rare chance to reblog this!! This only comes on the calendar once every couple of years!!

[jokerlives]

Sigourney Weaver’s boneless double for the “Alien” series.

[catgirl-kaiju]

So fucked up can’t believe they deboned her

[wagamaggot]

its called method acting

[rightintheghoulies]

Such a trooper. Doesn’t get paid enough.

[beemovieerotica]

[wrabbitx]

Quotes from the Everything Everywhere All At Once Directors’ commentary, part 1 of 2

[harlecore]

[hidefdoritos]

"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[milfsisyphus]

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

[r0zeclawz]

the "say something" text on the message box has never felt so taunting. im so scared.

[mintkupocream]

[cryptotheism]

Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That's the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you're having a good time because it's permanent. Also I hope it's okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you're high you're FUCKED.

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[chickensnack]

congratulations to me and my funny dog that i drew 8 years ago for getting a million notes

[omghotmemes]

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[kushblazer666]

[memewhore]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[kvasirxvi]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen about the whole Musk Twitter Event because imagine being so bad that John Green, the man who was famously run off Tumblr by literal maniacs editing his post to a serenade to cocks in the Green Cock Incident, considers Twitter to be The Worst Site, ie worse than Tumblr. Insane