yeah-nah

[m86-deactivated20171116]

while you studied the blade i studied the forge so i could make you the very best blade in the world! love you baby

[enigmaticpink]

[herbgerblin]

I’ve decided to be sexier in 2020. There will be with no actual effort on my part, l just intend to be perceived as such

[marisatomay]

for sale: baby shoes never worn. kid was born bigger than anticipated. absolutely jacked. real renaissance man.

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[asluttybasilofbakerstreet]

“I don’t know where I’m going but I’m gay”

[anarchist-art]

[deductionsofasmittenfan]

My pronouns are That Bastard and my gender is [REDACTED]

[sovereigndramatica]

this is gross of course but I'm stuck on the implication that men Need to see penis in the bathroom or it's a human rights violation

[bax16]

I go to the dick room, I expect to see dicks. Else I go apeshit

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Anyone else just waiting for the mass extinction and not vibing with it at all

[soolagna-meow]

the rapture of marge simpson

[alisonzai]

[roseydoux]

Léa Seydoux by Eliot Lee Hazel

[snakepyre]

Painting i did for pride month

[chessys]

u cant cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer

[hustlerose]

[timelightbox]

[nevver]

Last Exit