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Danny. 20. formerly known as doubledipperpines. I have no idea what's written on my about me page if there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what

[octolinglesbian-deactivated2019]

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[plasmalogical]

oh fuck yum

[n64thstreet]

[youkeepsostill]

C-Span interviews are whack: "We got Bill from Colorado on the line" Bill: "PENISES! PENISES EVERYWHERE! AHHHH!"

[clarkkentshypnoglasses]

[aewm]

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[finalfantasy37]

time: *makes me bolder* children: *get older* me: *gets older too*

[dimedog]

i can’t stop sending this cat to people so I may as well draw him

[gothraccoon-deactivated20211114]

you (smart,wise,respected): Lets pay money and support movie makers!

me (dumbass, ugly, hasnt showered) : flushed away 2005 watch online putlocker

[extremelycursedimages]

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

me: *lowkey wishes people take more photos of me in a poetic way*

also me: *smacks anyone pointing a camera in my direction*

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: goodnight moon :)

moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together

[rebootera]

[setheverman]

i love this so much

[grimbrother]

this the got damn crunchiest bass line ever and i will always reblog this video when i come across it.

[ambassadorquark]

EXCUSE ME, JOLLY RANCHER? EXCUSE ME?

[micdotcom]

Refugees unlawfully detained in airports after Trump’s immigration executive order

On Friday, President Donald Trump signed an executive order suspending the nation’s refugee settlement program and barring immigrants from countries with “would-be terrorists,” namely Iraq, Syria, Iran, Sudan, Libya, Somalia and Yemen.

The executive order went into immediate effect, meaning refugees on planes to the United States landed in a nation newly hostile to their presence. 

Though they were given permission to settle here by the U.S. State Department, after a long, complex vetting process, they are now being detained in U.S. airports, waiting for news of their fate. Read more.

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Someone with refugee parents, all of y'all can fuck yourselves for letting this happen

[theshitneyspears]

“is that you?” “……………….yah.”

[yungbara]

this is the best thing I watched today

[buzzcola]

@fightmllk