brokenintellect

I'm really not very good at this stuff. I'm just a guy who loves life, and who sometimes cares too much.

[oleskyfm]

[brokenbythesirensound]

[callali1y]

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

[littlegirlinvisible]

# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN  

CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[ginny-lala]

[sobadbad]

HEARTSTOPPER 1.05 | 2.08 | 3.04

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[chronicintrovert]

Season 3 era begins!!! October 2024!!!! 🍂🍂🍂

[pumpkins-and-penguins]

they should do a d20 um actually where the intrepid heroes just have to recall facts about their own campaigns

[aroace-rizgukgak]

Honestly, you know what would be really funny? Right at the end they get Brennan himself to answer questions, but they progressively harder and harder until its ridiculous and he's got to admit that no he does not know the name of the security guard he played in his own campaign... for two minutes 5 years ago

[solitairians]

yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

margaret encino core

[books-in-order]

Original credit to NonRock on R/Funny

[azrael556]

Cats have the need to spill blood.

[pukicho]

Why don't you tag any of your posts?

Why would I need to? do i need to tag them #funny to get notes?

[pukicho]

Listen here you small, little freak

[seashellronan]

no offence but i think a lot of us me included don’t actually want romantic love as badly as we think and really are just lonely and crave a closeness and intimacy that feels out of reach in friendships because of society’s emphasis on marriage and the nuclear family so we project that into the never ending search for a perfect love and a soulmate when really we all just want to mean something to someone

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

i love when large dogs are picked up and they’re so absolutely confused as to how this could happen that they just sorta

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

I found another

[leathergerard]

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

[leathergerard]

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

[leathergerard]

... much like something else i know of

[memewhore]

[asoftepiloguemylove]

Heyy, I love ur content and can I request a Web weaving of being alone or loneliness? Thankyou <3

i hope you're doing well <33

Alice Oseman Radio Silence / The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) dir. Stephen Chbosky / Gail Honeyman Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine / Susan Sontag As Consciousness is Harnessed to Flesh: Journals and Notebooks, 1964-1980 / The Double (2013) dir. Richard Ayoade / Heather Havrilesky Ask Polly: Help, I'm The Loneliest Person In The World! / Taylor Steele Shocker / Amy Dunne

[novadraws]

fictional bands that i wish were real:

the hex girls

lemonade mouth

love handel