I hate how tumblr doesn’t have dates like you never know when something’s been posted. was it posted yesterday? last week? when George Bush was in office? during the war of 1812? the Precambrian era? idk man
we're not kids anymore.
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if i look back, i am lost
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
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I hate how tumblr doesn’t have dates like you never know when something’s been posted. was it posted yesterday? last week? when George Bush was in office? during the war of 1812? the Precambrian era? idk man
Watch: A TV host brilliantly shut down his audience for laughing at a male domestic violence survivor
(While host Jeremy Kyle’s response to this particular incident was a strike against sexism, it’s worth noting he doesn’t have a perfect track record the issue.)
yall got too much money
Made a new blog, will rarely use this one anymore Check it out if you like thank you :) @ohmyohmaya
There can be no triumph without loss. No victory without suffering. No freedom without sacrifice.
It was like we were trying out the idea of being side by side.
The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake, page 253 (via kermarkbee)
“He loved her the way a bird-watcher’s heart leaps when he hears the call of the roseate spoonbill, a fluffy pink wader, calling its lilting coo-coo from the mangroves.” -The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake by Aimee Bender
Random act of kindness on a train
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hogwarts-is-frozen
disney x harry potter is very important to me
still not over how perfect the sorting is
definitely loving the last one
i aint sayin shes a gold digger
but she aint messin with no broke nigga
i ain’t sayin double standards exist
(which they do)
but taylor swift’s net worth is 200 million
Call me when one of those guys drops $17 million cash on a house.
this is the greatest thing ever my day has been made
April 20
How absolutely vicious a cycle is this. This young man was protesting for justice in Mike Brown’s death by police on August 17th, only to exactly 8 months to the day on April 17, have his life taken by police. Does non-Black America see this as a problem yet?
What the fuck is going on. This has got to stop.
ugh…
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
Reminder: You are under no obligation to look pretty.
Not when you are laying around the house, not when you go to the grocery store, not when you sit in a classroom, not when you go to the gym. You are never obligated to get dressed up just so you are pretty for others.
Pretty is not the rent you pay to exist in the world as a woman.
That last line. Wow.
If, however, you enjoy fixing yourself up and feeling pretty, that doesn’t mean you’re a sellout or less of a strong person. It’s your choice, and if you want to rock it, go for it.
Hilary Clinton turns into a shark: Hilary Finton
Hilary Clinton starts a healthy diet and exercise plan: Hilary Thinton
Hilary Clinton enjoys Star Trek: Hilary Klingon
Hilary Clinton rules a country: Hilary Kington
Hilary Clinton runs for president: