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*survives another year*
It’s a pine fall day today in Russia.
Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and resulted in the equivalent of a nuclear bomb going off but no one really even noticed.
russia requiring drivers to have dashcams for insurance purposes is literally the best law ever enacted bc we get to see shit like this
In a terrible way, I appreciated the scared/startled screams because like. It showed that this was unusual and maybe scary? So many of these thigns have the Russians just. Completely unphased has things tear apart around them.
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.
My reaction, only with coffee.
Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof
I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot
“You are allowed to be both a masterpiece and a work in progress, simultaneously.”
— Sophia Bush (via thatkindofwoman)
plot twist: you are everyone’s first choice.
Reblog if your best friend is pretty.
sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty
NEVER SCROLL THROUGH OLD MESSAGES I SWEAR U WILL STUMBLE UPON ONE THAT WILL BREAK UR HEART
my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”
Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real
are u ever too stressed to do anything like ur literally so stressed that it has reduced u to someone who stares at the wall for two hours instead of doing the things u need to do that will make u unstressed
I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.
Give less fucks. Get fucked more.
New Years Resolution (2017)
Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted
wait… if you have social anxiety… and i have social anxiety…
then who’s going to order the food?