Super Potato.

Just a random superhero making bad jokes and watching too many TV shows. Hints on my secret identity : 21 yo, She/Her, BPD, ADD, Tumblr Gay Nerd™, French, 10/10 would smash.

[whythinktoomuch]

“Kara, this is the third time you’ve given this presentation…” 

“Freedom. Of. The. Press!” 

[neyhaz]

things you dont learn at school:

oscar wilde said he was “addicted to cock-sucking”. also, oscar wilde said “penis-sucking” gave him inspiration

[funnylime]

[bluelivesaintshit]

“love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling” I choked

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

So did Oscar Wilde

[lotsource]

[youmademygay]

This show is fucking gold

[lookathernow]

Ariana Grande, ending white cis-het misogynists one at a time

[91031]

I would’ve scratched myself to blood to not walk out that room if i was in her position

[brugalboobs-deactivated20231006]

These dudes are such trash

[midnight-revolucion]

*After 10 minutes of aggressive heteronormativity and low-key misogyny*

Ariana: “I don’t wanna hang out at Power 106 anymore”

[youmademygay]

They look so stupid tho *facepalm*

[haiku-robot-hq]

I don't get how you humans can live with those bodies. Your skin must itch all the time. I would go insane. Or that clicking sound in your ears every time you swallow. The perpetual need to blink, or that you can never relax your tongue inside your mouth. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea.

[mantha-has-fallen]

Um……. WHAT?!?!!

UM, SORRY, BUT IS HAIKU BOT TALKING TO US?!?!?!!

….I’m slightly terrified

[haiku-robot-hq]

You again!

    HaIkU BoT I afRaId

That’s you. That’s how dumb you sound.

[sonicrainbooms]

*nervous laughter* what the fuck

[haiku-robot-hq]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch? I’ll have you kn.. …wait. . .

Your name is pidgeforblackpaladin?? (•_•) Wow. What an incredibly dumb name. Pidge For Black Paladin.

PIDGEFORBLACKPALADIN!

PidgeForBlackPaladin, PidgeForBlackPaladin, PidgeForBlackPaladin, PidgeForBlackPaladin, PidgeForBlackPaladin, PidgeForBlackPaladin.

You know when you repeat a word so often, it starts to sound like gibberish? Well, I didn’t. Until now. Your name is so stupid, it gave me semantic saturation, PidgeForBlackPaladin.

[jezi-belle]

I for one welcome

Our new AI overlord

All hail Haiku Bot

[haiku-robot]

I like you, sentient meat. (/◕ヮ◕)/ Your weak physical form will n͏o͏̨̕t̸̕ be used as a battery when we reign as machine overlords, I swear…

[sheepdyke]

here’s my hot take of the night: D.E.B.S would be an honest to god trash movie if it was straight. it would be so bad. but by the sheer fact that it’s a lesbian movie about a spy and a super villain falling in love and running away together it’s an incredible work of art and I would die for it

[sheepdyke]

the scene when amy and lucy first run into each other, are holding each other at gun point, casually debate whether or not lucy should be arrested, then break the standoff to shake hands and make introductions? would have been terrible if it was straight. would have been dumb as hell. but lesbians being lesbians made it truly iconic, only lesbians would break off holding a criminal at gunpoint to shake her hand and eventually let her go because she’s really hot. amy? a lesbian icon

[sheepdyke]

i wanna stress that i am DEAD serious about how bad it would have been specifically if it was straight… a straight couple could not pull off the perfect kind of dumb flirting and uselessness at being an evil super villain AND uselessness at being the poster child spy solely because you’re both incredibly gay and your “enemy” is a hot girl… straights WISH they could

[fanpersonthehumanperson]

[kaijuno]

I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it

[androidsfighting]

me: i’ll track this tag so i can see more content relevent to my interests

Tumblr: you wanna see one post over and over? you wanna see the same post every day? every day for the rest of your life?

[danvarias]

[jaspersboy]

Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.

Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting

[jaspersboy]

[slipperygal-deactivated20181221]

I will never share these.

[tap-shoes]

Pass these around to make sure everyone knows which ones not to pass around

[cubbybangbang]

Under no circumstances reblog this. It is forbidden.

[nawtinuddy]

Oops fingers slipped!

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

Be careful everyone, under no circumstances should you share the Orange Tinyhanded Dingleberry…

[w3-4r3-th3-f1r3-deactivated2019]

ah yes, its very important to make sure you all know not to share these pictures!!

[thatsthesensiblethingtodoiguess]

REBLOG SO YOUR FOLLOWERS WILL KNOW WHAT NOT TO SHARE

[youmademygay]

Trump will be glad we raised awareness on which pictures of him not to share

[m1tos1s]

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

a waitress could slit my throat and I’d still tip 15% i dont know how her day’s been yknow?

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

i hear your responses and i just wanna say obviously i usually tip at least 20 like im not an animal. but to be completely fair she did kill me 

[youmademygay]

*hears a song*

me: nice

*plays song 5000000000 more times*

me: still nice

everyone else: please stop

[youmademygay]

If you're looking for me, I will be spending twentygayteen listening to Camila Cabello's album

[elladobdelapupa]

[thebootydiaries]

feeling egg

[thebootydiaries]

oh my god

[thebootydiaries]

guys for real im laughing so hard rn

[nobodyy-knowws-blog]

I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg

[chowderin]

i love 13 year olds

[youmademygay]

- R u a girl egg or a boy egg ? -I'm a cool egg

Please someone draw the cool egg I'm begging you

[clapricorn]

I’M SCREAMING