YIKES🌈

half girl half asleep INFP

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

okay what’re you gonna do after that hot woman steps on you

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[jentlemahae]

crying

[jentlemahae]

user markshotaros going shooters for karl marx

[sagicidal]

u forgot the best part

[lastoneout]

This came across my feed a little bit ago so I'm glad I finally have context for it

[tendochocolat]

@ukaizawa

[athenasdragon]

God, that explains this:

[anxietyproblem]

[utopians]

"real rednecks aren't racist! real punks can't be bigots! real (insert x social group) can't-"

[gonnabegonnabegolden]

[rowark]

This is oddly inspiring

[drivemysoul]

[girlcaligula]

Very controlled, put-together, cold characters losing it™️ is one of thee sexiest things in fiction

[island-delver-go]

Source

[themaskedhero]

[tentadog-deactivated20220704]

[neithercrazynorfree]

Amanda seyfried needs to b canonized for doing mean girls jennifers body and mamma mia she has paid her dues…..!

[radishnt]

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

[mothman-misato]

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

[boimgfrog]

Radish. Answer the question radish.

[radishnt]

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

[boimgfrog]

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[catsnraincoats]

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

[boimgfrog]

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

[catsnraincoats]

Its takes less than a minute

[boimgfrog]

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

[catsnraincoats]

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

[boimgfrog]

Like seven minutes

[catsnraincoats]

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

[boimgfrog]

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

[pidoop]

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

[teashoesandhair]

This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!

[thatsthesensiblethingtodoiguess]

If you could go back to the past, what would you do?

Oh wow this is random 😳 hmm probably break up with someone sooner, or not date my ex bestfriend lmao hbu anon

[jam-is-my-food]

diversity win! you are the gay cousin!

[caittherunnerr]

What state do you live in?

constant stress

[thatsthesensiblethingtodoiguess]

Maybe in another life, they’re meant to have a happy ending.

[caitlin-haf]

I want to thank tumblr for bringing my attention to every lesbian character and ship that has ever had airtime on any channel in any country