You Make No Sense

Scott. Cis, (mostly) het white man. 28. Ypsilanti, Michigan. ENTP. Sometimes NSFW, so 18+ just to be sure.

[ufocafe]

so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone

[youmakenosense]

This is beautiful

[doggosource]

paws

[youmakenosense]

Lil sploot

[kitty]

[sandersstudies]

Fucking suburb you funky little marshmallow

[youmakenosense]

Did you mean superb, or is suburb a new insult or complement that I’m out of the loop on?

[magpiedie]

fellas,

is it gay to love your own dnd character?

[dnd-homebrew5e]

Very much so and quite welcomed. Continue on, please.

[blergger-deactivated20150321]

[yelyahwilliams]

She continues to rule

[drchelsearar]

in case you need to be reminded to be kind to yourself today.

[shittycryptids]

A tiny whale that scuttles around on land with limbs like a human doing the crabwalk

[youmakenosense]

Yo isn’t that how they started? Like big ass otters who just got balder and flippered. That gets you to walrus, and then you keep getting balder and it’s a whale?

[damagaladriel-deactivated201405]

[topmeladies]

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen goodnight

[lorax177]

you know what? he just left

[twoheartedginger]

[partytilfajr]

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

[spiritualsun]

I have never reblogged anything so fast

[cloudcuckoolander527]

Opposites attract should be reserved for the Jake and Amy’s of the world not the Ross and Rachel’s. 

[sumersprkl]

Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?

My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours

Me: Understandable, have a nice day

[seldnei]

Thank god for John Mulaney, because “That’s exactly what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse” is incredibly satisfying to hiss at the news.

[3blush]

[roman-lxix]

Anybody else get this??

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Bonus:

[stimman3000]

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[steelydanenjoyer]

Yes

YEs

YES

YES

YES

YES!

[whitepeopletwitter]

It’s true though

[ilearnedthatfromthepizzaguy]

Hey guys, this frequently has to do with anxiety shortening attention spans

[breanieswordvomit]

[zoomerbro]

[jerk-wad-blog]

THACKERY BINX 

[wild-eyedsoutherngirl]

Thackery…. Thackery Binx! What took thee so long?

I’m sorry, Emily. I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle. 

[trans-seberianold]

That time in my childhood when I had a crush on a man who was a cat.

[33588495215]

good

[emmyc]

Most perfect Halloween movie