You May Be Basic

Helping you calculate whether or not you're "basic".

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I spit out my fucking water!

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TBT to when you were in your prime

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New Seaweed Tastes 'Like Bacon' and Is Healthier Than Kale

The world's most perfect food may have just arrived

Basic B’s rejoice!

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A case to be made for the Basic Bs

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Apologies for my absence. 

On that note, this is straight up basic: no one cares if it was a success. Also, you probably wouldn’t be posting this photo if it wasn’t a success. What’s worse is the basic bro posted this, not that dudes shouldn’t post pics with their GFs, but definitely not with such a cheesy line reserved for basic betches. Have some more creativity. 

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Food for thought for you basics posting this crap every Monday, or at all...

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Courtesy of Fuckjerry

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"Snow day essentials" -basic betch

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Being basic can take you places... like an old man's crotch so you fulfill all your materialistic desires.

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When you take off your makeup, and we start to see who you really are...

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Your basic activities do not impede you from common decency.

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Back from vacation finally, with resolutions and goals for the New Year, so I'll leave you with this.

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What are y'all doing for NYE? I have the perfect event for you.

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How you know you're about to walk into a room full of basics...

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Everything about Santacon is basic.

Every year, hundreds of fuccbois and basics longing for a shameless seasonal kegger descend onto the streets of New York City in the traditional red hats and robes for a widely despised bar crawl known as SantaCon... I hope y'all didn't go, but knowing you, you definitely did. 

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None of the above.

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When a basic bro becomes even more basic...