[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

life goals

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

Tumblr tryna sell me drugs again

[shittingonthisworld]

[nosdrinker]

[youmaygoawaynow]

does that thing where i post a thing and it gets notes and people love me

[youmaygoawaynow]

Whispers angel just so you know- it's your "knees stay bruised" not stayed.

you know i've had this shit for over a year and i never noticed i spelled it wrong

[youmaygoawaynow]

another great tip

don't be afraid of head

[youmaygoawaynow]

protips from sydney

don't turn yourself in a joke

[lelarosestudio-blog]

[vrgnlvrs]

(by moist memory)

[oikumi]

Cooking with Arpakasso!: Alpacarons

[youmaygoawaynow]

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reusing

[adventuresofalgy]

The storm raged on, and Algy clung onto the rocks. The wind was too strong to try flying to a safer place …

Algy dedicates this post especially to all those who have never seen the ocean raging on the rocks, or who love the sea but live far away from it – and in particular to Mitch who asked for a GIF :)

[youmaygoawaynow]

I need to take these lashes off but effort required to get up and shit idk man

[youmaygoawaynow]

my lunch is snackcakes

[unclefather]

my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?” 

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