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"Guess we got got." (Affiliated with Isola Radiale.)

[delinquentdevil]

[delinquentdevil]

silverscamurai: 

It’s called lifelong learning, Oga. Get with the programme! It’s like one of those high school anime where the cast is stuck in third year forever. There’s no escape, only cancellation.

Maybe bland character designs are meant to be a reflection of the generic character inside, so the boring masses can imagine themselves in the character’s shoes better. Or maybe character designers are just trying to save themselves the trouble of drawing a natural perm. That’s woke. Or probably just bullshit exposition on the banality of character design.

He doesn’t even bat an eye at the desk that’s burrowed into the ground.

“Oi, oi. Apologise to all the Kiritos out there right now. They’re just trying their best to extend their limelight beyond one cour. Not everyone can get a 60 episode run in with the naked demon baby shtick. ”

Thank goodness he doesn’t have to be resigned to that fate. With another live action movie on the way, he’ll not be relegated to the sidelines just yet. Besides, boring protagonists like that will only help cement his position as the best protagonist.

”I would if the remorseful body felt like it. Isn’t those the breaks now days?” He responds while starting to pick at his ear. This was tearing away from inner city limits already!

For good reason, there was just one bone that couldn’t avoid being picked. “The teenage years are some of the crappiest ones out there. Edgy quotes, wanting to send the world to high hell or hell, maybe they just wind up becoming one of those beyond twisted bad guys. The true danger of those years don’t lie within’ dealing with them at that point.”

”IT’S THE DAMN MIDDLE AGED WHO CAN’T GROW UP FROM KIRITO-ITIS, EDGE BECOMES EVIL IN THE 40′s!” Looks like the guy went and just upgraded to a virus now.

”Anyways enough of the attack of Isekai-otis. Don’t we have bigger fish to be frying here, Fake teacher-san? The world is a big place and all this talkin’ made me hungry. Search within the depths of your heart and spot me with somethin’ to eat now.”

[delinquentdevil]

”Marketplace, ah? Weird as this damn place is, wonder if you’ll have some powers up stocked like some Fire Flowers.” Maybe something to actually press into that damn mist with getting all fucked in the head.

[delinquentdevil]

glassedwings:

▷ @delinquentdevil ✽

εїз     armed with a simple wooden katana and a myriad of questions, narmaya stands motionless before an old, rotting tree trunk. it stands no taller than her figure, as such it makes for a well-practiced training dummy. she shifts her stance, raises her blade, and… crunch. 

        the sound of an approacher interrupts her focus. she simply mutters to herself before turning her body, ❝ Ah, what a shame. ❞

Pressing through this island served as a tie between an adventure, stress fess and annoyance all at once. This led him to take that initiative in exploring where he saw fit. ‘Sure as hell no way to cook up some chaos if I’m lost have the damn time, ah?’ Simple enough thoughts as he found himself within this new clearing.

Only to meet the gaze of someone who looked prepped to end someone’s story. “Hate to break it to ya, but I can’t exactly be all bark myself.”

”You know a thing or two ‘bout fighting, don’t ya?”

[delinquentdevil]

silverscamurai: 

“What did I tell ya…” Cue an insufferable smirk because he’s right.

“Let Gin-san give you some life lessons. Sometimes those cardboard cutouts are the most popular. Do you know the number of harem protagonists who get all the girls? ‘sides, if ya get a generic sidekick, even the most normal looking NEET can imagine themselves on adventures at your side, or something like that.”

E-eh? When did he change to Ginpachi-sensei?

“Besides, don’t you know how many chicks run off with cardboard cutouts of their favs?” That’s a whole different type of cardboard cutout Gintoki please.

“And if a show about draining swamps can be a hit series, then anything goes! Worst that could happen is you just gotta apologise or something.” He’d know, he’s pulled that shit enough times.

”I’m more surprised I ain’t having one of those existi-crunchy crises over that. Pretty damn sure they have like 5 - 6 games now where they run to town with that idea.”

Actually when the hell did both of them wound up in some randown ass school amidst all of this exposition? This is a vacation gone wrong! Not the second coming of Ishiyama trying to make it’s rise here!

He graduated by now!

”So y’mean people end up as a Kirito, ah? Ain’t that setting the bar too damn low? On top of that it’s bringing a ugly as hell name to the whole ‘Black Swordsman’ shtick. That guy from that really angry and gritty manga must be rolling in his non-applicated grave right about now.” Nerds turning superhero another universe is about common place as Wcdonalds by now!

“Wasn’t that what the Nintendo Lab--” WAIT HOLD ON A DAMN SECOND.

AIN’T THIS GETTING ALL OFF TRACK HERE!? A firm slam of his hands on the desk would send it burrowing straight into the ground as he stomped up.

”Don’t go and say Kiritos are needed to make the world run around! Ain’t that a fuckin’ nightmare looking at it in the long run!?”

[delinquentdevil]

Why did it feel like he was forgetting something?

From the moment he got up in his newly owned bed in this wasteland of a place to the point he was back out on the streets. All he did was meet characters of all varying shapes and sizes. There were literal dragons stalking around to those damn pretty boys! To say that distracted him and Beel to a marginal degree would be an understatement.

They almost forgot the danger from the get go. All that could be picked back up in his head was the fact some weird lady from that hole down to hell was breaking limbs and barking out orders. ..Also something else, a certain detail that definitely would’ve kicked the fire under his feet if he remembered it.

That’s when it hit him! Quite literally, a note smacked him clear in the face before he went dumpster/ruins diving to find some more bags of chips.

“...” Peeling it off of his face, those sharp eyes would squint down and gloss over it’s contents.

”Time to take a look at this shit. ..Why ain’t this the girl from that one thing? Givin’ a plain as hell peace sign?”

“Okay okay let’s see, yeah she wrecked people.”

“We’re all gonna die unless we form up teams.”

“Beacons, shooting them places, her being a bossy bitch.” .. ...... Hold the damn phone. Nearly tearing his eyes back up to the above text, that mention placed in bold, italics and underlined definitely did mention a pretty little detail. Die? As in get free dice? Or rip someone’s soul out of their body and banish them to the underworld? Beel’s eyes were drawn to that too, except it just make him giggle as he’s blissfully ignorant to the implication this time.

”THIS AIN’T A THING TO LAUGH ABOUT DAMN IT! Whaddya mean get murdered if we ain’t kissing her feet!? The fact I gotta find people on top of that!? As in make some damn A-team or the crap I need ain’t gonna come?!”

“This is a vacation turned to a potential murder resort now!?” Looks like the mission to find a team is officially underway.

[delinquentdevil]

silverscamurai:

“Don’t you know all mangakas are gorillas? And animators are just soul-less blobs from all the weekly deadlines.”

Uh, are you sure this is the best time for commentary on the cut-throat world of weekly anime?

“And you must have mistaken me for someone else. Who’s a thousand? Your pa? My pillow doesn’t stink of ossan just yet, Gin-san’s still a perky young man!”

“And who’s gonna be your damned sidekick. Go find some gullible generic character to kiss your ass instead. You know, the ones that sit at the front of the class whom the anime staff leave grey to save on production costs. ”

”Keh! C’mon man! Planet of the apes ain’t what made anime here! Look two inches deeper and you’ll see the real damn light on things!” SNAPS HIS HEAD BACK TOWARDS THE BACKGROUND.

“Ain’t that right, Tamura!? Now’s the time to unleash the secret technique of revealing your damn face here!”

“...Oga.”

”Sakata-san has made a good point. I believe you’ve just found out a industry se--”

“WHY ARE YOU ACTUALLY AN APEEEEEEEEE!?”

Deep breathes Oga, deep breathes.

”Y’mean the same ones we go and kick around in our damn sleep!? Good rating don’t come when you go and get the cardboard cutouts!  This needs spice something to go and capture people’s hearts without playing into their dumbass dark fantasies they get shamed for online!”

[delinquentdevil]

”Huh. So this is pretty much like one of those spinoff arcs, ain’t it? Means a guy needs to plan ahead if he’s gonna have to be ahead of the game.”

“A new arc means new Opening Music, wonder who I’m even supposed to do broody poses and synchronized action sequence with in this crossover fiesta.”

Too many possibilities is a headache.

[delinquentdevil]

”The hell!? Are you sayin’ the staff of the behind the scenes are all ran by apes!? ...I’d actually believe that.”

“But you ain’t sidetracking a damn thing from the point here!”

”You’re also thousand years too old to have worries like these, dead fish-eyes thief. I...” A thoughtful (solely for himself) pause ensued as the very real struggle is brought to the table. “Ah! Perfect idea!”

”Going by the Protagonist hierarchy act #42, season 7. For bullshit like this I can just go and make ya my sidekick! Can’t ya just picture how damn relaxing that’d be for ya?”

Another damn lie. This was just an equally twisted form of highway robbery.

Especially since they’re both fucking protags.

@silverscamurai

[delinquentdevil]

gxdhand:

     “Maybe exploring these ruins at night wasn’t the best idea, eheh…” Something shifts in the distance and she instantly comes to a standstill, feet not trembling in fear and voice anything but confident. “W-who’s there!?”

"Ooooh.... OoooOooOoOoooOohhhhhh...”

Just what could that be looming within the abyss of this space? Goodies were lurking in every little corner but it seems something might’ve made its way here long before she did. Another loud clack could be heard within the darkness, tumbling along the ground until an empty can could be seen harmlessly rolling towards Rikku. It was the metaphorical calm before the storm as this wouldn’t be the culprit to naturally assume!

Instead from a corner of nearby wreckage of what looked like a ruined department store, slogging through the dark would be a figure that rattled withe every step. It’d be hard to make out entirely without solid vision, but the figure was attempting to be a floating specter within the darkness, to spark horror and fear and get any brave hearts away from this place! (Too bad the ‘cloak’ was actually just a garbage bag.) Tied to that said bag would be a series of cans that causes nothing but a lot of racket that in order to spice up that horror factor.

“Aren’t you the brave oooooone.. Daringggg to enter my spaceeeeeee! A realm where lost souls found themselves tugged down underrrrrrrr.. You dare to challenge me for mortal goodies?”

“GAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!”

[delinquentdevil]

boushoku:

Minding her own fucking business meant nothing when there was a giant pile of dudes knocked out in the middle of the alley, sure it was pretty damn lonely at this time but that didn’t make the whole scene any less bizarre. This place was painting itself to be the same as any other hell hole she ever got stuck in the past. Of course it was totally expected from the unknown savage to notice the goth lolita, she was practically staring without making a slight attempt to cover it up.

「💗: Wow dude, you got an attitude problem, just what did these bunch of absolute morons did to you? 」

Did she care? No, not really. It wasn’t even remotely entertaining but it was happening and somehow she had to run into it. The female tightly keeping Honekoneko between arms, lashes flickering in utmost confusion. That was, until cyan eyes followed his feet and then stared down at the now unconscious thug.

「💗: I saw nothing? This looks pretty damn violent to me. It’s almost like you actually DO love violence.」 

"Exist as the brand name you gave ‘em. Except all that absolute moron-ery got aimed at me. A peace loving citizen of the people.” If by people one meant as one of the new denizens of this town. The annoying part of all of this is that even with their small instance encounter, by no means could he tell if she was part of the squad that reeled off troublemakers. Having little consideration for those underneath him, he’d step over their bodies, caring little for the pained groans they made on his mini mission to approach stocking.

“But yeah. Nothin’ at all, for these five minutes you’ve just wound up blind to the whole world around you. That or you can say I was just making a new doormat.” Not helping the situation here Oga.

Wait. What if this was one of those trick questions? An idea dawned as a possibility since he couldn’t act like a normal damn person about the matter. Maybe she had a part in the free beacon giveaway thing if he was blunt about crap like this! ..But at the same time, why does a guy need an attitude to kick someone’s face in!?

“So what are you anyways? Don’t tell me you’re the sacred protector of morons I summoned after I went and knocked out a certain number of these.”

[delinquentdevil]

eigou: 

“I am not killing anyone! I’m defending my honour by erasing you out of the planet! STUPIDIDIOTJERKIHATEYOU!!!” She is more mad about the fact she ignores what is a saiyan!

”But I never said your stuff was bad.” Wasn’t this about that poem she made? That death glare of her’s was really bringing that feeling on him. That and the fact she managed to effortless fast talk him into a small loop.

Hate is too strong for a first meeting!

”You one of those writin’ types?”

[delinquentdevil]

lordshuren:

@delinquentdevil

“This place is proving to be interesting.” And perhaps less boring. While there were many familiar faces and interesting auras, there were just enough unknown factors to keep him amused, or at least not as bored as he was in the other place.

Perhaps, with enough time, he could bring his previous schemes into fruition. For now he would remain atop a rundown building, staring at the people scurrying around on the ground below.

One of those said people would receive a swift kick in the face from one of the wandering passerbys. As always there was a sweet satisfaction to embrace watching a big lug get thrown back from the force of one good strike alone. “And that is for thinkin’ you can shell a guy outta his last few bucks, asshole. You could be tryin’ to feed the whole damn world but that ain’t helping my stomach any.” Oga’s voice was fit in a snarl as the others were caught intimidated by such a violent reaction.

There wasn’t even any play with powers involved, it was just that sheer lack of hesitation that made the baby-toting brawler earn enough shock factor. As he gives a satisfied pat to his pocket (where his wallet remained), he’s caught off by that abnormal feeling that someone is just glancing at all of this like their very own TV show. “...” It was enough of an annoying itch that it caused his gaze to peer upward. While the sun served as a faint obstruction, the figure up there could easily be made out.

”These yer boys right here? Cause they need some better hobbies then the cookie cutter act of stealin’ lunch money.”

[delinquentdevil]

eigou:

“I HAVE SEEN HOW YOU DIE.”

With a good second of effort, he finally pops his back up from the ground. Round 2!

”You’re sure as hell ain’t  gonna be the cause of it! Where did that saiyan strength pop up from anyways?! That stuff just made me think of space!

[delinquentdevil]

astralsummoner:

“Yeah,” she answered, not about to hold it against him. Misunderstandings happened and Lucy was all to aware that some people were not used to magic even if it was an odd concept to get used to. 

How she had missed the toddler before he made himself known was beyond her (she would just put it down to shock). 

“I see you’re not alone,” Lucy said brightly, slipping the key back into the pouch at her hip before the little one got any ideas about what else the key may be used for.

“I can only summon Virgo for now,” she did her best to hide the sadness in her voice. In different circumstances, she would have asked what exactly a video game was, but she was pretty sure now wasn’t the time. 

“Even back home, a human can only enter the celestial spirit realm by invitation. I think the people that brought us here also found away to stop that,” she had no doubt that the celestial spirit king would issue such an invitation if it meant freeing her. 

“You make it sound like those other guys wanted to give us a holiday,” 

Being recognized caused a proud puff of air to escape the little lord’s nostrils. Why as a matter of fact he’s glad to have her attention for the time! Except it was a short lived moment, just as quickly did he resume comfortably plopping his chin onto Oga’s shoulder. “Yeah yeah. Could almost say he’s stuck to me like glue at this point.” He mentions, reaching up to give Beel a light ruffle of his mint green hair. From the looks he’d be comfortable no matter the place as long as he has his ‘old man’ with him here.

At the mention of the mysterious people, the delinquent’s features sparked up with recognition. “So its a merry group of assholes that gave us the slip huh and have a thing or two on magic no how to boot?” This wasn’t sounding good in the grand scheme. If anything he’s more confused that Lucy didn’t see it as a vacation here before! “I mean it was the same case for you too right? Mysterious car in the middle who the fuck knows where, the rude as drivers too? ..Least mine was.” Ugh. His face burns just thinking of the time he got tossed out!

“I thought me n’ my brat here got lucky with some lottery. But, sounds like we’re playing a different ball game, huh?”

”If it ain’t a good reason, it’s a shitty one just waitin’ for us. Might as well headbutt it and knock it out in a single go if we wanna hop home quicker, yeah?”

[delinquentdevil]

plainheroics:

“If you wanted to go on vacation, you should have went to Hawaii.”

Well, there were certainly no sodas to be found anywhere in this ruined city. What there was, however, is a seemingly disembodied face rising up from beneath the ground. Directly beneath the flustered teenager’s feet. It simply stared right up at him with an energetic and carefree smile, as though the entire situation wasn’t even the slightest bit bizarre.

“So, how long have you been stuck here?”

”... ..........”

There’s a wide and long range of things at this point he expects to give him advice. People, some overly braininess kids, even a league of demons of varying shapes and sizes. Though something about this case just leaves him stunned. Before the eyes of father and child was a face, oh no, not just any face, one that found their true natural calling and became one with the ground. Is this the new definition of becoming one with nature? Is this guy practically called brother nature at this point!?

“I’m new, nooooo no no no hold the hell on here!”

”You’re one with the friggin ground. Did you live long enough to become one of the mole people?!” For once he takes a started step back, what if he stepped on this guy by accident?

...

What if all of the damn ground was this guy? This ain’t going to help him sleep at night!

[delinquentdevil]

astralsummoner: 

 It hadn’t occurred to her that someone may be watching, or what it may look like as Virgo returned to the celestial spirit realm to explain what was happening to the others. 

Startled, Lucy automatically turned to him, her arms up ready to defend herself. Or at least try. Worst case she could summon Virgo as a distraction and flee. Unfortunately it also served as a bitter reminder as to how powerless she was at present. 

“Magic mafia…?” she repeated, slowly realising what he must of seen and how bad it must have looked to someone not used to magic. Tentatively, Lucy lowered her fists, visibly relaxing. 

“Oh, no…” 

“I just returned her home. Virgo is a celestial spirit, ” Lucy explained, flashing a golden key rather proudly. “I’m a celestial spirit mage, we’re partners and friends.” 

His gaze hadn’t faltered while expectantly waiting to receive some sort of explanation. This wasn’t no Scooby Doo! People just didn’t up and disappear into thin air! It wasn’t until she explained the base of her technique did she finally get a switch in expression. That went double for the demonic tot on his shoulder, easily distracted by the golden allure to that key.

“So.. wrong idea then, huh?” Oga mused, seeming to deflate a tad as he had the wrong idea entirely! Then again least this showed this girl here was on the nice side.

‘N’ people can still use magic here? Cause I haven’t been able to feel the Zebul Spell for a minute..’

”Hear that, Baby Beel? Right before our eyes is one of those bonafied summoning types. It ain’t gonna be just in the video games we see ‘em now.”

”Aih!” He exclaims with a tinge of excitement. Though more than anything, he was just attracted by shiny objects and the fact he felt some sort of power prepped in Lucy. Now if only he can find a way to convince her to let him teeth on it for a minute.

“But why in the hell didn’t ya go with her though? Less--” It dawned on Oga suddenly! “You’re pissed about this ripoff this crappy trip is too, aren’t ya?”