way out of sync from the beginnin'

alex [she/her] — born in 1990, italian, bi, capricorn. twitter: @ iris_simpkins46

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[cats-and-confusion]

Hey can anyone tell me what the FUCK this behavior means

[landmineblogging]

[diphowell]

"We appreciate that we have a privilege to be as obnoxiously loud and gay as we are on this podcast. … We have a responsibility to be as gay and annoying as possible."

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[bruhteeth]

“phan isn’t real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “the whiskers come from within!” and “ladders!”. I am very close to ending it all when two posh voices command silence over the crowd. “She’s right, stop fetishizing gay relationships.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back.

[amazing-gr4ce]

dans reaction to being told he wouldn’t get custody in the phivorce

[diphowell]

i don't know that that second part is true but you are very cute and sweet, daniel

[queerphil]

to me it looked like dan was trying to pry phil's fist open with his thumb... he was trying to hold his hand....

[ahappyphjl]

"i like muse, you like muse, let's be friends"

[diphowell]

“knowing what i know now”

[userlesbian]

come with me :3

[a-gentle-yoink]

pinch pinch

[userlesbian]

x

[diphowell]

2012 and 2026 are in little universe bubbles and they are pressing against each other

[diphowell]

a kiss? a peck? a lick? making out?

[diphowell]

singing together while doing chores

[diphowell]

best friend and boyfriend