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100% Johnlock

[vitruvianwatson]

I’m currently imagining Sherlock deciding he and John need to take a selfie when they’re in bed together after their first time.  Like they’re lying there all content and tangled together, and Sherlock is like “This needs to be documented” and he grabs his phone, and John groans and tries to hide his face in Sherlock’s shoulder because he hates pictures of himself, but Sherlock pokes him in the ribs, and it tickles, and John can’t help giggling, and that’s when Sherlock snaps the picture.  

It’s from their chests up, John’s face half-turned into Sherlock’s shoulder, but he’s so clearly laughing, and Sherlock’s eyes are on the camera, but his lips are resting against John’s forehead, and he’s got this tiny little genuine smile, and even John agrees it’s a damn good picture although he’s less enthused about Sherlock showing it to everyone at Scotland Yard a week later.

[cryptidbitch-deactivated2017080]

quick, we need to passionately make out for science

[benedict-please-blog]

[silentauroriamthereal]

This works whether you interpret Sherlock being the one asking or being asked 😂👌

[1dhq]

think about sherlock softly kissing john’s temple when he has once again fallen asleep in his armchair after an exhausting case and telling him “come to bed” in a hushed voice

[sarahthecoat]

YES.

[violetwylde]

I’ll never think about anything else ever again.

[sadynax]

BBC John / Sherlock commission :)

[the-cumberbatchs-stupid-penwing]

The meeting inside each one’s head:

(This is a bit long … Grab a cookie)

*John and Mike Gets into the laboratory*

Sherlock: *He looks at them out of the corner of his eye* [Fuck, he is cute]

John: a bit different from my days. [Oh god, he is hot…act natural John.]

Sherlock: [Ok, act cool] Mike, can I borrow your phone? There is no signal on mine.

John:[omfg his voice]

Mike: What’s wrong with the landline?

Sherlock:[You are ruining my coolness, Mike.] I prefer to text.

Mike: Sorry, It’s on my coat.

John: [Fuck, my moment has come!!] Here, use mine.

Sherlock: [OMG, HE IS GIVING ME HIS PHONE!!] Thank you. *starts walking to John*

John: [Shit shit shit, he is coming, HE IS COMING]

Mike: He is an old friend of mine, John Watson.

Sherlock:[OMG LOOK AT HIS TAN, AT HIS HAIR, AT HIS FACE AT HIS EVERYTHING! He is obviously a soldier, I need to impress him] Afghanistan or Iraq?

John: [wut?] Sorry, what?

Sherlock: Wich one was Afghanistan or Iraq?

John: [what? What is happening?] Afghanistan, sorry how did you-

*Molly gets into the laboratory*

Sherlock: Oh, Molly, coffee; thank you. What happened to the lipstick?

Molly: It wasn’t working for me.

Sherlock: Really? I thought it was a big improvement, your mouth is too small now *drinks coffee* [Molly you are a great person but this shit is cold]

*Molly gets out of the laboratory*

Sherlock: [where was I? Oh yes, the cute soldier] How do you feel about the violin?

John: Sorry, what?

Sherlock: [Darling, you are a bit slow aren’t you?] I play the violin when I’m thinking sometimes I don’t talk for days, would that bother you? Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other.

John: [OMG WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING, PAPI?!] But…have you told him something about me?

Mike: No a word.[this shit is working]

John: Who said something about being flatmates?

Sherlock:[he is impressed now, let’s go on] I did, I told Mike this morning that I must be a difficult man to find a flatmate for. And here he is, after lunch with an old friend clearly just home from military service. [He most be impressed…right?]

John:[he is more beautiful when he talk like that…stupid and hot idiot.] how did you know about Afghanistan?

Sherlock: [Not now love, let’s change the subject] How about a little nice place in central London? Together we can be able to afford it. Meet me there at 7 o’ clock, sorry gotta dash, I left my riding crop in the morgue.

John: [Wait, what? You are just going to leave me? I don’t even know your name…and I really want to] Is that it?

Sherlock: [HE WANT ME TO STAY, act cool, don’t forget it, we are supposed to be cool] Is that it what?

John: We just met and now we look a flat.[I mean, it doesn’t bother me, but is not decent]

Sherlock: [problem?] Problem?

John:[Not really but is not decent] We don’t know anything about each other, I don’t know where we are meeting, I don’t even know your name.

Sherlock: I know you are an army doctor…*deducts him completely*

John: [Mate, I feel naked…]

Sherlock: The name is Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221B Baker Street *wink* *leaves the laboratory* [DID I JUST WINK?! WHAT THE HECK SHERLOCK?! HE PROBABLY IS THINKING THAT I’M AN IDIOT]

John: [did he…OMG DID HE JUST WINK AT ME?! OMG!!! TAKE ME! HERE! NOW! I’M FUCKING YOURS! SORRY MIKE, BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO MOVE, HE WILL TAKE ME NOW!]

Mike: [I’m the fucking cupid motherfuckers]

[the-cumberbatchs-stupid-penwing]

This post is HUGE!

[hudders-and-hiddles]

perfectly sound analysis but i was hoping you’d go deeper

sherlock making this joke 🔪 and giving john this tiny little glimmer of a smile 🔪🔪🔪 and john just staring at him in utter disbelief like he can’t even figure out how he’s managed to end up with this utterly gorgeous and insanely brilliant man flirting with him at a crime scene 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 and only breaking off eye contact when lestrade wanders back in 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[chrispineofficial]

NO BUT THIS IS SO

INTIMATE

[hayaomiyazaki]

[ johnlock meme ] ³/₄ tropes → “he will outlive god trying to have the last word” (x)

[morning-cas-and-his-hair]

[martincrief-blog]

john + defending sherlock

[afishlearningpoetry]

[watsonsdick]

Happy anniversary!

[happierstill]

This is perfect and pure.

[ewdaviiid-deactivated20210325]

john: [is broke and salty]

john: [yells at a chip & pin machine]

john: [yells at sherlock while explaining he yelled at a chip & pin machine]

sherlock: [blushing] omg isn’t he adorable

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

“Gossamer filaments tugged within his chest, soft threads that bound up his heart as the warm tones spoke of honeyed half-formed wishes. He came out of the cool shade and reached for thin wrists and danced a few steps with the young man before his tentativeness caused them to halt. John placed him at eighteen, still untested; possibly from one of the quiet cottages in the area. Morning-pale eyes that were curious, but open. Trusting. Not one to have met with many outside his family then. The young man smiled then, and took the dance back up, his eyes roaming over John’s form. Goddess, it felt like he was holding a nymph in his arms.”

Once Upon a Dream by beautifullyheeled, janto321 (FaceofMer)

[ermojas]

Things John does that amaze Sherlock

- John can peel an orange in one long strip within an average 20 seconds

- One time Sherlock woke up at 4:00am from a long, post-case nap to the sound of John on the phone, talking loudly in Pashto and laughing.

- Sherlock is not sure what John said, but the Met dispatcher who used to glare ice picks at him now waves and says “How are you holding up, dearie?” every time he walks in.

- John can name any actor on television within 1.3 seconds, even just by voice or a partial view of the face.

- John can make any room feel comfortable. They were once trapped in a locked vault for the night, and despite his annoyance and fear, John had balled their coats into a little sitting area, hung his vest over the glaring emergency light, and coaxed Sherlock into a four-hour deduction game.

- John can distract Mrs. Hudson for a truly remarkable length of time, long enough to dispose of a lab pig properly even.

- John can crack his left ankle indefinitely.

- John can carry on a full conversation while sleeping. Almost got him to confess where the cigarettes were stowed.

- John can sleep anywhere. He says he learned it in the army but after their night in the vault Sherlock now knows it began much earlier when John had to work nights during the school year to keep Harry fed.

- John can go from furious to laughing if you know the right keyword.

- John can look across a busy crime scene, catch Sherlock’s eye, and answer whatever need he finds there. Lestrade has given up trying to figure out how.

- John knows which nights to stay up a bit later, to keep the telly on at a dull murmur, to make meaningless comments and human noises as Sherlock sits like stone a few feet away.

- John can’t summon taxis or figure out the quickest route between two opposite sides of London, but he can make the tube rattle a little quieter and the streets feel a little warmer.

- John stays. Despite all logic and after everything that has happened, everything that Sherlock has done, he stays.

[darcylindbergh]

okay now imagine John getting excited about something, John running up the stairs with the mail in his hand shouting, Sherlock, they said yes, they said yes! They’re publishing me! and barreling into the kitchen with the letter from a publisher accepting the novel John adapted from the blog and there’s Sherlock sitting on his stool, looking up from his microscope, and even though Sherlock had been supportive when John had started talking about turning the blog into a novel, suddenly crashing through John’s mind is every complaint Sherlock had ever made about the blog being over-romanticised and inaccurate, but then Sherlock smiles that big smile, the one where he has too many chins and the lines around his eyes sink down into his cheeks, and he jumps off his stool and dashes across the kitchen and pulls John into his arms and laughs and maybe lifts John off his feet a tiny bit and says, of course they did, they’d be fools not to, and kisses him with the grin still on his mouth and then rests his forehead on John’s and giggles and whispers Congratulations, John, in the softest most genuine voice, Sherlock excited about the things John is excited about, Sherlock supporting John, Sherlock wanting John to succeed, yes please

[notjustamumj]

<3

[almosttomorocco]

YES.

[xspvct]

I don’t care what anyone says, being intelligent is so fucking attractive. Like yes, tell me random facts I didn’t know. I’ll think it’s the cutest thing ever.

[a-candle-for-sherlock]

Watson wrote this.