at age six, i was born without a face

if u dont know what a vibraslap is dont even talk to me

[dinuguan]

[juicycouturevelourtracksuit]

I’m crying

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

I’m the water boy

[taorluath-deactivated20221106]

throwback to that one time tumblr just wanted me to know

[taorluath-deactivated20221106]

BEEP BEEP

[casadelanime]

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

[yardovich]

no……just thinking about it makes me….oooouuhh……….hoo boy…that ones gonna sting in the mornin

[the90swerentreal]

One time in high school I was waiting to talk to the Vice Principal and this other kid came in and sat down next to me. He said “What are you in for?” And I said “Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What are you in for?” and he said that he stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. I told him we led very different lives and he agreed.

[fulldiscoursemeal]

If you’re benefiting from homophobia and transphobia what would be the motivation to join a community that exists to explicitly be against homophobia and transphobia? You can argue that cisheteroromantic aces and cisheterosexual aros are not straight (I disagree with that, but regardless) but you cannot deny that they benefit from the oppression of lgbt people.

[dying-dog]

[cynological]

That’s a weird dragon.

[lordthundercox-deactivated20180]

Click play for high-end entertainment.

[ink-aesthetics-deactivated20180]

just died inside from this lil angel 

[alegbra-deactivated20131116]

being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE

[telepths]

[thetumblr-thisisatumblr]

It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen

[sam-the-cat-lady]

WATER

EARTH

Fire

AIR

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Catatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I adopted the new Catatar, a kittybender named Steve. And although his felinebending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Steve can save the world.

[sologatos]

47043

[ofshxeldarchive-deactivated2017]

MY FAVOURITE trope is the 

“leave all your weapons” *takes out far more weapons than expected (or logically able to carry)*

[haberdashing]

and then

“i said ALL of them”

*takes out a dozen more weapons from increasingly improbable locations*

[brutusfeels]

And then *stern look*

*pulls out one more tiny pistol*

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this is it… this is the sound of Teens

[asian]

[dunintentional-deactivated20160]

i’m not even the mum friend, i’m like the grandma friend. evidence: - falls asleep a lot - confused about most things - loves baking for people - exasperated at the Youths™ - u never really know what i’m on about but i mean well so u smile and nod anyway

[celebrity-pharmacist]

oh my god oh my god oh my god

@fckh8-tees LITERALLY took a post from a blog LITERALLY titled Incorrect Sylvia Plath Quotes and slapped their shitty logo on it I’m

I’m in hilarious amounts of pain

I’m experiencing like, ninth-hand embarrassment from this

this image un-replaced my hip

holy shit

[globaloffensive-deactivated2015]

[memewhore]

[biff-donderglutes]

???????????????

[ewanmrozny]

Girl pizzas have arms

[toniovstheworld]

to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet