Death Would Be an Awfully Big Adventure

Jess. 23. Broke college grad.

[papayajuan2019]

it's cuz you're always living in that damn society

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

[astronomicpopcorn]

You can't just post this and not tell us how man

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

Instead of being in settings its in the google app. Also, google, not chrome. Icon is a G, not the circle thing. Click on your pfp to open a menu

From there, go Settings > Gemini > Digital Assistants > Switch to Google Assistant. This disables Gemini, google's AI assistant, and switches you back to the old one. We aren't done yet.

Go back to Settings. From there, we go Settings > Google Assistant > scroll to find General > Google Assitant on/off > turn it off

They really tried their best to make it a pain, but you can eventually disable it. Holding the power button on your phone still pulls up a menu and asks you to turn it back on, but this is the least intrusive you can make it.

Applies to all non-apple phones afaik. For sure Samsungs and Pixels but idrk about others

Edit: thank you my friend @/teeth-kid for confirming that this also works on Motorola

[parrhesiac]

I thank you, my wife thanks you, and as for the reblog chain, that goes without saying.

[youngborrowedblue]

Hey I uh...wrote a thing! If anyone still follows me lol and likes Harry Potter please check it out :) Even if you just want to give a writer feedback or maybe you need something to zone out too in this dystopian timeline we’re in :) 

Prismatic Prophecy - I (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1142176636-prismatic-prophecy-i?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=OliveJ94&wp_originator=HTAMWYU4p%2BPwD2tlBgAsM5Wpv1TET2aBsEejymRnDJddacXlooxpsft11si50MJgP5DFAADSFC%2BWGttbwcuDXTBn39pP5lTxnUprcFNl3yruihPL9O6eWFjHB3Rf5VLO "Chilly air swept over Jesna's skin as she bolted upright in bed. Her nightshirt was stuck to her chest and arms despite the outside temperature. Images raced through her mind and pushing her palms into her eyes she willed them to dissipate. A man with ginger hair was laughing, his back turned toward her. He looked at someone next to him and then in a second a flash of bluish green lit around him. The man fell backward and another man screamed. Tears burned around her eyes." "The door to her room opened and footsteps rushed toward her bed. An arm came around her shoulders and her head was buried into Pippa's chest. Letting out a deep sigh Jesna let the tears in her eyes fall freely as her aunt shushed softly. "It's alright love, it's alright. Remember it's not real, they're just dreams. You're here, you're okay. It's not real." Jesna knew correcting her was useless but in her mind she almost sighed, "They're not real YET." **Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers Studios. Jesna Ollivander is however an original character I have created and while her stories coincide with the events of the original books I have taken some liberties/made changes when necessary.

[adoralineangel]

harry potter rare photos bundle pack part 2!

credit : @defendingmartell

[bringiton]

PARIS IS BURNING (1990), dir. Jennie Livingston.

[clankrnernes]

[argumate]

literally a quote from Marcus Aurelius

[hogcalling]

HAD to go and dig for the quote. “sex is the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus.” marcus was just being reductive, but purrp takes his analysis one step further: he correctly identifies that sex is stupid

[argumate]

how can civilisation be in decline when social media abounds with philosophers greater than Marcus Aurelius

[niggazinmoscow]

This shows humor is criminally underrated

[fullcravings]

Hazelnut Shortbread Cookies

[fiddlesolo]

vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this

[1953swan]

hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people

[bellas-orange-jansport-deactiva]

charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead

[maximumsunshine]

I did not expect a decent twilight joke on my dash in 2019, but nevertheless there it is and it’s hilarious.

[gladiolus---amicitia]

I like to think that Rita Skeeter totally lost whatever renown she had after the war and so Harry and Ginny and the others like to pick up her stories for fun without worrying about the effect it’ll have on their image? Like Harry just idly turns a page every morning and goes, “Oh, we’re getting a divorce.” And Ginny yawns as she fetches two coffee mugs and says, “Is it because I’m snogging Neville?” “No,” says Harry, “it’s because I’m snogging Neville.” And Ginny slams down her mug and says, “Goddamnit, Harry, let me have my affair in peace, would you?”

[aenramsden]

They have this sort of conversation in public, sometimes. Especially in places (the Leaky Cauldron, the Three Broomsticks, etc) where they know that it’ll get back to Skeeter.

[wlkingcontraindication]

I like to imagine that the kids get in on it as well. Like Albus and Scorpius can be over heard in the Great Hall with the latest Potter Family gossip

“Did you hear that your dad is leaving your mum for my father?”

“I thought mum was leaving dad for your mum, Scorp?”

“No that was last week. Your mum is with your aunt Luna right now.”

“Ah, my mistake. Pass the pumpkin juice.”

[freaksandtallymarks]

Please tell me that the cursed child was just another bullshit story that the kids fed to her.

[almostawinchester]

New head-canon: Rita Skeeter wrote The Cursed Child.

[gladiolus---amicitia]

I’ve been ignoring this post in my notifs for ages but this is now the only explanation for the Cursed Child that I will accept.

[harrypotterfandomunite]

*Rita Skeeter wrote The Cursed Child pass it on*

[cherylblossomcentral]

🕯️🕯️🕯️

[wizardnem]

wizard tea 

[extraordinaryxmen]

EVAN PETERS

amfAR’s Inspiration Gala | October 29, 2015

[riverdalecentral]

Betty in Jughead’s tshirt ✔️ Betty’s hair: down and messy ✔️ Jughead hopping on one leg into his jeans ✔️ Bughead being endearing and cute ✔️✔️✔️✔️ + bonus:

[jedlknight]

“next year’s 2020″ : not terrible

“this decade ends in 2 months” : bad

“1980 was nearly 40 years ago” : somehow the worst thing i’ve ever read

[sinnamonscouture]

Megan Rapinoe Stuns as the first openly gay woman to pose for Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue

[clevermanka]

nearly 3k notes on this and nobody inserted those Jane Lynch gifs?

[digitaldiscipline]

[munsass]

ok but how are you going to leave out the best picture from the whole photoshoot

this is the exact opposite of the male gaze and i’m OBSESSED with it

[sizvideos]

[plasticroyal]

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

[zukosgay]

GERMAN COMEDY Y’ALL