The Hum is a mobile phone app designed by Nic Sandiland to engage the senses, as you stroll along and pause at the suggested spots in Winchester city. The app is also available to download in other cities including Bournemouth and Lancaster.
The Hum is customised for each place, and the script I am about to listen to is for the Cathedral Grounds, written by Wendy Houston. The app relies on your phone's internet service, as well as you being in a particular pinpointed area on its map. As I walk towards the cathedral with the app open on my phone in my hand, I wait for it to confirm that I am close enough to access this particular soundtrack.
I sit on the flat part of a stone banister at the top of the steps by the entrance to Winchester Cathedral's cafeteria. The app is telling me to stand but, after a long day of walking around the Hat Fair, I think I'll appreciate the pleasures this app has to offer a lot more by sitting down.
I read the rest of the brief information provided by the app on my phone screen. It tells me who wrote the script I'm about to hear, but provides no credit for any narrator or sound effects. It also tells me that it's best that I use this app while there are no festival performances on nearby. I have done this app proud already. Not only are there no performances happening around me, but no performers at all. I am on the Cathedral grounds on the Sunday of the Hat Fair weekend, where the acts only took place on Saturday. Today, the acts are at North Walls, so I should have all the peace I need to appreciate this space.
It starts with an instrumental track by James Keane, who provides all of the app's music. It sounds sad somehow, yet peaceful. It's a good way to get me into my thoughts and ready to focus on whatever is about to come next.
'Look at him,' the narration from a young girl suddenly declares.
I look around me. There are a lot of "him"'s. Do I just pick out any man? Okay, that one carrying the shopping bags and chatting with a blonde woman I decide is his wife. Oh no, I can't use him anymore, the pair have just turned around the corner and vanished from view. Hmm, who looks like they're going to be around for a while?
Let's try that older gentleman, the one in the blue tartan shirt. He has dark grey hair, but a very white beard. He wears sunglasses and is eating. He sits with two women, one either side of him and another man. Okay, now what?
'He doesn't look anything special, does he?' The girl says to me.
I think that's a bit harsh. A lot of effort must have gone into keeping that beard as white as it is, and I appreciate it when people take pride in their appearance like that. One of the women - clearly his partner - is fussing his head now. She obviously thinks he is something special.
'He is a professional. He has done this before, many times.' The girl continues.
He's gone out to have a picnic with his romantic partner and their friends before? It's nice, but I don't think it's something you can be a professional in.
'Look at how they walk.' I'm told.
The little girl now tells me how those people like to move with such precision. It's interesting how there are suddenly "those people" and not just "that man" anymore. I wonder how she knew?
'What about her, behind you?'
I quickly turn around, because it seems creepy that a lady may have been just standing behind me for a while, but there's no one there. There are just some people in the Cathedral shop, and the one closest to being behind me is a man, so that doesn't really work.
'To your right, sitting on the bench.' The girl adds.
There is no one sitting to the right hand side of me. That is possibly because there also isn't a bench. There is a stone ledge at the top of the stairs that is part of the banister opposite me, like the one I'm sitting on, but I wouldn't call it a bench.
The girl now tells me about the science of the knee joints and hip joints in the apparently invisible woman to the right of me. She goes on to apply this to other people around me, including the man from earlier.
I look around for the man with the white beard, but sadly he and his group have gone. I hope they didn't leave because they were disturbed at the sight of me, a sunburnt young woman occasionally staring at them while writing in a bright gold notebook that I record my review notes in. Anyway, I hope I don't need the man with the white beard to come back, I didn't see which way he went.
After talking about the practise and precision these people put into their movements, the girl goes off on what seems to be a rather bizarre tangent. She talks about all of these people being actors, who started out in minor roles, perhaps on CCTV shows (and actual shows are listed). This then progresses into the people apparently building their careers to eventually have parts in other people's films.
'So now you see them,' the girl tells me. 'Performing their skilful main focus and you realise all of the work that has gone into it.'
So now I see them. Except I don't, and now that the audio has ended, I won't either. This wasn't at all what I had expected, and possibly that is part of the disappointment. When I chose the cathedral as my location, I thought I would be listening to a commentary of information about the history of the building. I probably shouldn't have kept this expectation up when I saw that the automatic doors of the local Sainsbury's were also a listed option for location.
I'm also wondering why they specified that no Hat Fair performances should be happening, because this text is so clearly about performers. However it doesn't really apply to the festival artists either - out of the acts I have seen, I do not believe there was a single 'aspiring actor' there. Acting wasn't a part of their performances at all, or they had given a speech at the end of their show announcing how street performance was all they wanted to do, nothing else. It's their dream job. Why the focus on acting then? It seems too specific. If the listener had been encouraged to think about people in a broader sense, and asked to consider how they might be feeling in their personal lives for example, that would have been more effective to me. Not everyone aspires to be an actor. I don't. Perhaps that's part of the reason why I struggled to connect to this.
I also tried to go to another location to see how well it does with this app in comparison to the cathedral. However, there is no internet outside the Sainsbury's automatic doors, and even if there had been, I think it would take a person a lot less self-aware than I am to stand in the middle of the carless road and stare at the unwitting people as I'm being told to.
My only remaining thought is that the music was nice and the child speaker has a lovely, clear voice. It's a shame they weren't credited specifically on the The Hum's credits page. For me, this was a frustrating listen, especially as I tried to take note of dialogue to quote back later on in here; there is no rewind option, you can only pause or completely stop the audio you are listening to, the latter making it so that you have to listen to the entire piece of audio again. One listen is bewildering enough.