beautiful nightmare.

'Cause looking for heaven, found the devil in me Looking for heaven, found the devil in me."

[plot-prompts-blog]

✎… a plot where muse a and muse b were in a pen pal school thingy (where kids from different states/countries have to keep sending letters to each other until the project ends or the teacher says so or something) but they actually kept mailing each other after they were supposed to stop because they really liked talking to each other??? and like they keep this for months and then years until having this pen pal is just a part of their life? and they grow up or whatever and they are like screw this i have to meet you and when they do they realize that their pen pal is actually even more charming in person !

[bisourps-blog]

ok but give me a f/f pairing with a soft spoken shy baby and a rough around the edges babe. coercing the cinnamon roll to stay a little while longer at the bar she works at ‘cause she loves talking to her, the lil angel giggling to herself while she thinks abt how cute she is when she tries to hide her smiles. i n e e d soft sapphic fluff pls.

[ledzzeplin]

oh gosh, okay, can i please get a plot where muse a is a witch who just turned of age and whoops where the hell did these powers come from? and now they’re being shipped off to live with their eccentric hippie grandma so she can teach them all this magic and oh dang my neighbor is kind of cute ??? 

and muse b always thought the little old lady next door was sorta weird but man who is that cutie moving in with them? and why is all this weird stuff suddenly happening, i swear those flowers were purple the other day and not yellow and why the hell did i just hear muse a yell “this isn’t hogwarts grandma, i can’t nail a goddamn spell that easy!” 

[intimvtes]

okay but forbidden relationship plot where muse a is in a band and there’s a clear rule of not getting involved with anyone’s sibling bc cant disrespect bro code man cmoN!!!! but obvs muse b walks in and she’s muse c’s (npc) little sister and she instantly hits it off with muse a which earns him hella stern looks from muse c and warning lectures like yo thats my kid sister better stay away but they have rlly rlly good chemistry and they can’t really stay away so they have to try rlly hard to keep their relationship hella lowkey bc her brother can’t find out and neither can the public bc obvious reasons???? and like the only time they can ever be alone and do whatever they want is in their hotel room when she visits bc they don’t want to raise suspicion in public and there are so many rumors of muse a going out and about with some other girl and just so much angsT??? idk????

[scarlettsrps]

hi i want a ‘you found me drunk and crying at a party bc my boyfriend broke up with me and sure let’s make out in front of him to make him jealous but whOOPS maybe we should do this more often!’ plot

[halvgods]

we always see each other in the elevator during our walk of shame and it’s gotten to the point where we just share our escapades now and why haven’t we slept together yet ??

[random1x1plots]

muse a and muse b are randoms who get stuck in an elevator. muse a is a grumpy shit and muse b is a nervous wreck but when they start going into a panic attack, muse a tries to calm muse b down with everything that they can think of. when all fails, muse a kisses muse b and the kiss is off guard but it helps because it confuses muse b so much so there’s angst and tension and ‘why did you kiss me?’ ‘you kissed me back?’ ‘yeah but.. wow your lips are soft’ ‘and ur a good kisser’ they make out some more and it can be smut and the the elevator doors open and they both go the same way. muse a says they’re late to a possible hire interview, muse b is like ‘i have an interview too’ and you can guess that muse b turns out to be the one muse a is interviewing and muse a is all ‘hiring means i can see you again’ and it’s cliche but who cares

[myxsweetxlord-archive-deactivat]

OK SO what about a plot where muse a is a waitress or something and she’s working a shift one night and like this group of super hot cops come in and she has to be their waitress and she’s trying to not act weird but she can’t help it and they notice it and are teasing her about it, but muse b is doing it a lot more than the other too and like maybe the diner requires her to wear skates and maybe she like stumbles and ends up spilling like soda, water, etc. on muse b’s crotch and she’s like ‘omigod omigod omigod’ and he just thinks it’s cute and funny and so he leaves her his number on a napkin and maybe she panics and doesn’t text him because she thinks he’s intimidating AND THEN MAYBE THE NIGHT DAY SHE LIKE LOST A BET OR SOMETHING AND HER FRIENDS MAKE HER GO SKINNY DIPPING IN THE LAKE EVEN THOUGH IT’S TRESPASSING AND THEN THE POLICE COME AND HER FRIENDS DITCH HER AND OH SHIT IT’S MUSE B AND SHE LIKE COMES OUT OF THE WATER TO SEE HIM STANDING ON THE DOCK AND HE’S LIKE ‘why didn’t you text me?’

[memes4rp]

✗famous quotes sentence starters

❝ don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. ❞ (dr. seuss) ❝ be yourself, everyone else is already taken. ❞ (o. wilde) ❝ two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and i’m not sure about the universe. ❞ (a. einstein) ❝ so many books, so little time. ❞ (f. zappa) ❝ you know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep, because reality is finally better than your dreams. ❞ (dr. seuss) ❝ in three words i can sum up everything i’ve learned about life: it goes on.❞ (r. frost) ❝ if you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. ❞ (m. twain) ❝ i’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ❞ (m. angelou) ❝ to live is the rarest thing in the world. most people exist, that is all.❞ (o. wilde) ❝ without music, life would be a mistake. ❞ (f. nietzsche) ❝ we accept the love we think we deserve. ❞ (s. chbosky) ❝ insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results. ❞ (narcotics anonymous) ❝ i believe that everything happens for a reason. people change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they’re right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. ❞ (m. monroe) ❝ it is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. ❞ (a. gide)  ❝ i have not failed. i’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. ❞ (t.a. edison)  ❝ if you don’t stand for something you will fall for anything. ❞ (g.a. eadie) ❝ i solemnly swear that I am up to no good.❞ (j.k. rowling) ❝ I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. ❞ (dr. seuss) ❝ a day without sunshine is like, you know, night.❞ (s. martin) ❝ have you ever been in love? horrible, isn’t it? it makes you so vulnerable. it opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. ❞ (n. gaiman) ❝ it is never too late to be what you might have been. ❞ (g. eliot) ❝ there is never a time or place for true love. it happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. ❞ (s. dessen) ❝ my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations. ❞ (j. green) ❝if you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself. ❞ (a. einstein) ❝ i’m not upset that you lied to me, i’m upset that from now on i can’t believe you ❞ (f. nietzsche) ❝ you can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.❞ (c.s. lewis) ❝ you don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world…but you do have some say in who hurts you. i like my choices. ❞ (j. green)

[gcldskies-blog]

“my dads a cop and he always complains about the dumbass teenage boys he arrests and turns out one of them is the boyfriend i had planned to tell him about” au 

[willafitz]

this Look™

[laurenjaureguisource]

Lauren Jauregui On Life After Fifth Harmony- ‘It’s All Love’ - Access

[youngdani]

MOODBOARD [3/?] - KAHU ANDERSON & DANIELLE YOUNG

[youngdani]

MOODBOARD [2/?] - MAKAYLA “MAC” MENDEZ & DANIELLE YOUNG

[youngdani]

MOODBOARD [1/?] -- KEEGAN CREWE & DANIELLE YOUNG

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[californiakingme]

Why not. Do me a solid Roger

[maryburgers]

roger it’s time. i hope i have not asked for too much from you but you know what i want.

[thesqhq-blog]

C’mon Roger. I need you.

[growlift-deactivated20161002]

Help me get mew

[ceeyoutea]