❝ I. FUCKING. HATE. STEPPING. ON. LEGOS. ❞
random mix of sentence starts pt. ii
“Hey! Language!” She scolds him before her expression softens. “But… If you hate it so much, you could just… not step on legos?”
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❝ I. FUCKING. HATE. STEPPING. ON. LEGOS. ❞
random mix of sentence starts pt. ii
“Hey! Language!” She scolds him before her expression softens. “But… If you hate it so much, you could just… not step on legos?”
I’M AN IDIOT // sentence starters
feel free to change pronouns and change words to make them more situation / rp friendly! sentences come from my day to day life, as an idiot!
“ what? ” “ oH MY GOD, I am an idiot. ” “ do you know this one? I don’t. ” “ when I see a girl, the whole world keeps going but I’m stood there frozen like a moron just gorping at her. ” “ where did I put my phone? will you ring it for me? ” “ never mind I found it, it was in the fridge. ” “ I’m scared that one day they’re gonna change maths, like what if 1+1 doesn’t equal 2 anymore? ” “ I honestly do not know how I passed that exam, honestly. ” “ … you do not want to know my answer. ” “ a dude waved at me on the bus, I waved back, he was not waving at me. ” “ big idiot energy. ” “ when I grow up, I wanna be not… dumb. ” “ FOOL! I was wrong all along. ” “ bold of you to assume that I am smart. ” “ I can’t even speak street right. ” “ When God rolled my stats, he gave me a minus 3 in intelligence. ” “ I’m pretty sure you’re far smarter than I am, I say “you too” when the server tells me to enjoy my food. ” “ I’ve never disappointed my dad more than I have today. ”
random mix of sentence starts pt. ii
❝ you okay ? you just nearly walked into a pole. ❞
❝ DOG ! i see a DOG !!!! ❞
❝ rain, rain, please die. ❞
❝ this is my tenth cup of coffee. i think i’m going to die. oh, i’m so going to die. shit. fuck. ❞
❝ did you say something ? sorry, i’m trained to tune you out these days. ❞
❝ ow. why did you pinch me ? ❞
❝ yes, yeah, totally cool. not freakin’ out. all good ! ❞
❝ … i thought going through the door would be a bad idea so i climbed up the side and through the window. ❞
❝ i don’t think it’s a good thing that you’re bleeding that much. ❞
❝ i hope you break a leg. literally. i’m not kidding. ❞
❝ could be worse ?? ❞
❝ I SPOTTED A NIP SLIP. ❞
❝ did you just … never mind. not gonna ask. ❞
❝ my ass got scratched by a cat. safe to say, i don’t get along with cats anymore. they’re like the spawns of satan. or like satan himself. ❞
❝ I AM SICK AND TIRED OF … not being able to sleep in. like, that’s the best part of life. sleeping in. ❞
❝ when was the last time i slept ? haha …. hah ……. good question. ❞
❝ please punch me. ❞
❝ wait, no, that was sarcasm, please — ❞
❝ oh … that was a pinch of salt, not sugar. my bad. ❞
❝ I. FUCKING. HATE. STEPPING. ON. LEGOS. ❞
❝ whiskey and misery, my best friends ! ❞
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[Sentence Starters] Galavant S01
Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^
❝ True love was never this ecstatic, nor as wildly acrobatic! ❞
❝ In a few moments we shall marry, and you will instantly become the richest, most powerful woman in the land. ❞
❝ Tonight, you will join me in my bed. ❞
❝ Your family has killed the last four generations of chefs in my family… It’s not a great job. ❞
❝ I want to liberate his head from his neck and then punt the bloody wreck sky high. ❞
❝ When he tells me to fetch, those are my favorite moments. ❞
❝ I come from a long family of lovers… You can’t fight genetics. ❞
❝ You’ve been screaming like a castrated hyena for the past 10 minutes. ❞
❝ Can we swap horses? Yours looks so much softer. ❞
❝ Never start a marriage with a kidnapping. Promise me that right now. ❞
❝ If you want your wife to respect you, you’ve gotta earn her respect. ❞
❝ It’s 1256. The ‘your mama’ jokes, they’re getting really old. ❞
❝ Any man can get knocked down. The hero is the man who gets back up. ❞
❝ Pick up your sword. ❞
❝ King Dick’s not gonna know what hit him. ❞
❝ So we’re eating the rooster or are we keeping the rooster? Because if we’re eating the rooster, I’m not naming him. ❞
❝ You’re frigid and demanding, I shudder at your call. ❞
❝ Whenever you come near me, my flesh begins to crawl. ❞
❝ Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever. ❞
❝ You’re unlovable, (Name). ❞
❝ My people will treat you like a Princess. ❞
❝ I know we’ve had our ups and downs. I mean, just days ago you made me cry so hard I could barely breathe. ❞
❝ Your son with an 'o’ was my sun with a 'u’. ❞
❝ I trained in monologues, not poetry! ❞
❝ We need to find more activities we can do together. ❞
❝ He’s a [BLEEP], you [BLEEP] things up, [BLEEP] you in the [BLEEP] chair with the [BLEEP] and knees [BLEEP] is taking it [BLEEP] out that on [BLEEP]. ❞
❝ All you need to be pirates is a dark heart and a wicked disregard for other people’s lives. ❞
❝ It would be mondo satisfying to cut your face off and sew it back on inside out. ❞
❝ Did I just cut your hand? ❞
❝ Where are you going? It’s time for four-o-clock-fool-around. ❞
❝ If you’re developing a conscience, then you’re of no good to me. ❞
❝ Please stop talking. ❞
❝ My God, just get a room, you two. ❞
❝ Sorry. I don’t always listen when you talk. ❞
❝ I ate my feelings. And a lot of bread. ❞
❝ I’m going to conquer and kill, and spread bastard children throughout the land like wildflower seeds. ❞
❝ Where’s that bloody door? ❞
❝ Well, how the Hell are we supposed to get up there? ❞
❝ Now, I know you’re not a hugger, but if you were? I would wrap myself around you like a leather jacket mode of love. ❞
❝ Stop being dumb, take the offer to be my shag hag. ❞
❝ I don’t like it when men touch my face. ❞
❝ You have a very bleak view of the world. ❞
❝ Let’s spike the soup with some arsenic. ❞
❝ If you eat that last danish, I will reach down your throat, pull it out, and beat you to death with it! ❞
❝ Die, swine! Rot in Hell! ❞
❝ Your breath reminds me of the time I found my uncle’s body in a well. ❞
❝ Speaking to you is one of my favorite things to do. ❞
❝ Sure, I’ll kidnap a woman and force her to marry me, but after that? I’m all about a woman’s rights. ❞
❝ I’m going to kill my brother! Drinks are on me! ❞
❝ Ah, you’re so pretty, but not just your face, your brain. It’s like your beautiful brain exploded all over your face. ❞
DAVID:
David smiled goofily for her photo and even made a slight face, puffing out his cheeks and opening his eyes wide. He moved to take the napkin before he heard her. He stopped for a moment, obviously astonished, before he got an idea.
‘Well… let’s go with option number two. Go ahead and have a lick.’
She will never be that bold to do such a thing. Right?
She laughs again. Her flirting skills aren’t up to par. Then again, the girl spends more time flirting with death than with living people. Her lifestyle doesn’t leave a lot of time for that sort of thing. “Option two, huh?” Paige regrets her offer suddenly but... life is too short to not take risks, especially her life. So, without another thought, she leans forward and licks his cheek softly.
RYAN:
@youngertwined // starter call.
“ do you … do you need some WATER or something ?? ” it’s ODD to see this side of ryan; a CARING side. yet, he can’t help but feel something for her as he teeters nervously ( real or not real ? ) on his heels, watching her with concern dancing in those ocean blues. “ you look like you’re ready to faint. ”
Her coughing fit has finally stopped, the familiar metallic taste hitting her tongue. Her bloody hand is wiped on a handkerchief which she keeps in her bag, though she has tried to keep it out of sight. “Water would be...” Paige takes a deep breath. “It’d be great. Thank you.”
DAVID:
‘Alright alright… just hurry up. I look ridiculous with all this frosting on my face! People are staring!’
“You look cute!” Paige laughs, lifting her camera before snapping a picture. The camera is lowered, a napkin now being held out. “Or I can lick your face clean.”
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“Come along, princess. We’ve got a party to attend.”
“Morning sunshine. You look like crap.”
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Like for a small thing!
- ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts part two
‘ don’t you remember me ?? ’ ‘ you beat me at my own game. ’ ‘ why do you keep pushing me away ?? ’ ‘ i can’t carry on like this. i’m done. ’ ‘ we can’t keep doing this. ’ ‘ you keep taking and taking, i’ve got nothing left to give !! ’ ‘ since when did you start calling me by just my name ?? ’ ‘ ____ ?? why won’t you look at me ?? ’ ‘ nobody could replace me and you know it !! stop fucking pretending !! ’ ‘ stop saying you need me. just stop. ’ ‘ you’ll just be gone again by morning won’t you ?? ’ ‘ i’ve forgotten their face. i forgot. ’ ‘ i’m not the same person i used to be, sorry. ’ ‘ you made me believe you loved me. ’ ‘ i’m not worth it. ’ ‘ i don’t want to be a part of your life anymore. ’ ‘ i wish you would be honest with me. ’ ‘ i need you all of the time, not just some. ’ ‘ i never stopped needing you. ’ ‘ you’re like a whole different person when we’re alone. why can’t you be like that all the time ?? ’
I LOST MY POWER BUT NOT MY HEART