Gentlemen, today we have found a new threat, one that will try to eliminate mankind off the side of the earth, witches. In Salem two girls were discovered to be witches and under control of the devil. They were put through a trial if they died they were not witches, however if they survived they...
You think witches are bad? I'll tell you what's worse: the Scots-Irish. Those fools are just a bunch of drunks that don't really do much. All they do is take up space and make some whisky. At least the whisky is pretty good.













