The Underhanded Theif

Marcus Stone. 27. Neutral

[crookedcutler]

Well somebody’s got to do it.

Not everyone is as competent as they seem, so I need to be on point if ever there are any… slip-ups.

[youngmarcus-stone]

Again, I repeat. What would we ever do without you.

[crookedcutler]

I’m sure.

You know me, I wear my heart on my sleeve. Can’t help but show concern for a comrade.

[youngmarcus-stone]

Right. Of course not. How lucky we are to have you watching over us. 

[blacksheepmorgaine]

Sure that’s what it is.

Wouldn’t know. I for one don’t get embarrassed.

[youngmarcus-stone]

You don't? Well isn't that a coincidence, neither do I.

[crookedcutler]

No, we wouldn’t.

Hope you’ve been training up.

[youngmarcus-stone]

Oh I have. You don't have to worry about me, love. Though I have to say it's very cute. 

[blacksheepmorgaine]

Do you think that low of your own fighting that you’ll embarrass yourself?

[youngmarcus-stone]

No, love. It's others I wouldn't want to embarrass. Though sometimes they cant seem to keep that from happening, can they.

[youngmarcus-stone]

I'm thinking hand-to-hand.

But then again.. we wouldn't want to embarrass anyone, would we?

[silentandswift]

If that is what pleases you.

Perhaps you should take this festival as a job opportunity. So many drunk pockets to pick.

[youngmarcus-stone]

Pickpocketing drunks, what a thrill. Thank you again Mr. Swift, for showing just how low you think I am.

But alright. Might give me something else to do since I have to be here. 

[silentandswift]

Oh cheer up Marcus. Your face is far too pretty to be kept in a frown so often.

[youngmarcus-stone]

My face is pretty enough to do whatever it pleases, yes. So being annoyed at some celebration is more then allowed.   

[silentandswift]

Isn’t it just grand? 

[youngmarcus-stone]

Of course. This is exactly what I need to be doing right now.

[youngmarcus-stone]

The Celebration of the Cleanse... Lovely.