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@youngmeesh
my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny
For context
my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas
smile lines are so so cute & sexy
like wow you’ve had a life of happiness :) :) :) hope you continue to have more, beautiful…
crows feet too like wow your smile is so large and exuburant ur eyes can barely stay open? you must light a room up every time you do it
they call me the most boring girl ever out in these streets
but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS NONCHALANT 😭😭😭 i was built to take a sword through my chest for you
in the club freakin it in a sensitive style
what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster
you ever look at someone and think “yeah forever would be cool with you”
he can’t keep getting away with just saying things like this. i think death will just be another move but with less furniture
i hope ur all saying bless u to ur pets when they sneeze….dont be rude
"I felt like I was spamming you so I stopped" girl if I could download every thought you've ever had as a PDF I'd read that shit start to finish. Spam me more. I want to hear what you have to say.
I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive
About to drive my Chevy to the levee. Sure hope it's wet over there
