she makes dirty words sound pretty

"I may be on the side of the angels, but don't think for one second that I am one of them."

[countryowl-deactivated20131116]

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

[teahead1990]

[seabelle]

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

[daoriginalhigh]

[cactuseeds]

"This is the moment where you leave him and come with me."

"Is it?"

"Yes. Are you coming?"

"No."

Submarine, 2010

[-somethingwickedthiswaycomes-]

[your-mama-dancing]

Jenny Holzer, Installation, Candlestick Park, 1987

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

kids who stare piss me off like do u wanna fight

[notherenottherenotanymore]

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

[your-mama-dancing]

person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!

me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

[zoephoebe-deactivated20180520]

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

[unimoosapus-deactivated20160502]

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

[gayjesse-deactivated20140607]

mom: u have to go to church

srry mom i cant go i only follow for follow 

[iwarnedyouskank]

gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth

look at him

hes like a little baby boy

[elise-bauman]

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once

[thezealotsblindfold]

[captioningcrusader]

anyone who’s been following this blog knows that we’re highly susceptible to popular memes  

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bluechaircomics/via webtoons]

[archivemol]

So we opened the portal to Hell today

[uberzers]

#I like how the teacher’s just like #mm

[irabelasfenharel]

#”What a nice piece of portal #I should have one in my house”

[xiuminion]

it’s missing a blond girl up there

[vampiregerards]

now you just wait a fucking second