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i luv having the full spectrum of intrusive thoughts.

touch that soft looking thing. slap yourself. swerve your car off the road. kick that rock. put a fork in their eye. eat some grass. drop what you’re holding. rip your skin off, be violent be weird do it do it do it

variety is the spice of life haha

yemifiasco

Drake warned me about you

rottenbutrecovering

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community”

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

rikoy-11-deactivated20180110

“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”

anonymouscomrade

fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable

god can you even imagine

cantabilechaos

“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”

“What about satyrs?’

“You can wear shoes”

“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”

“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”

“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”

thecrystalfems

Oh my god it gets worse and worse

dancingspirals

Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))

seriesofnonsequiturs

stop fetishizing incubi

crybourg

ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS

adrenaline-addiction

Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this

okamikodomo

Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!

glyndarling

Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years. I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit. If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage. Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.

vastderp

JSYK IF YOU SUPPORT BOB THE SKINWALKER YOU’RE SUPPORTING A MAN WHO KILLED HIS OWN MOTHER SO HE COULD TURN INTO A RACCOON AND KNOCK OVER PPL’S TRASH CANS

snorlaxatives

i’m screaming the jonas brothers won a worst actor razzie award in 2008 for playing themselves in jonas brothers: the 3D concert experience like imagine getting a worst award for just being yourself ctfushshjajkals

wattpadfic-deactivated20170213

nasa actually stands for ‘not any straight aliens’. gayliens are real and out there.

radsturbate

i hate ppl who get personally offended when im in a bad mood like im not mad at u susan im mad at the world

weavemama

summer nights in a nutshell

11 pm:

1 am:

3 am:

5 am:

7 am:

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

I’m mad about how accurate this is.

nudne

ithelpstodream

My heart

Quality post

omggggg

One of the best Pokemon Go stories so far.

happy-on-the-inside

i. Collab with Tova http://www.rookiemag.com/2016/07/are-you-my-soulmate/

tkkatherineblog

blackmodel

taylor swift: *is being made fun of for some shit she walked into and lied about, maybe called a snake at the most on instagram and has had the comments deleted* white people: CYBERBULLYING IN THIS AGE IS OUT OF CONTROL #ISTANDWITHTAYLOR Leslie Jones: *attacked by a self proclaimed ‘white nationalist’ for starring in a movie and is consequently threatened with racial and mysogynistic slurs on Twitter and nothing is being done about it* white people: ……well people will have opinions and everyone has the right to free speech…