Your Animal Crossing Fave is Problematic

A joke blog for calling out the terrible, terrible things Animal Crossing characters have done to you. Remember: your fave IS someone else's flower-crushing neighbor from hell! Submissions OPEN via ask or submit

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CHADDER YOU ASS WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE MY FIRST CAMPER AFTER THE SHIT YOU PUT ME THROUGH IN NEW LEAF?! GO AWAY!!

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Kid Cat moved into my perfect cherry tree orchard. Three trees gone…

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Celia moved in against my will and without warning. I don't want her here. That space was for a Jock type!

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I will NEVER forgive Elise for what she did to me in New Leaf. When I finally managed to grow blue roses behind my house, she moved in right on top of them and smashed every single one. I had to completely start over. That combined with the horrible location and her obnoxious catchphrase? It's been two years and I still refuse to forgive her.

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Quillson you ruined my paths

This was back in New Leaf, and you could still have the paths be worn down with your own feet. Now, for context, City Folk broke me and I stuck to my paths almost religiously because of how unforgiving the grass re-generation was. Those habits carried over to New Leaf, and while it was a lot easier to shape them/let them regrow, I had some nice paths! Then, a new neighbor moved in one day. Not only was his house DEAD CENTER of a path intersection, it was in front of a ramp heading down towards the beach. 

QUILLSON, you tired eye green duck, why the HECK did you move there??? OF ALL PLACES???

I ended up talking to him once, then actively ignored him until he moved out.