The Great Homelander

I’m your hero. The only fucking hero that matters.

[youramericanhero]

I’m the Homelander.

You have stumbled across my blog, citizen.. My personal blog… Leave me alone. You’re not welcomed.

This blog is NOT owned by Vought. Nor is it RAN by Vought. This is my personal blog where I can post whatever I want because I am the Homelander and I can do whatever the fuck I want.

Now, stay out of my way. Idiots..

Deep— @thedeepofficial

Noir— @noirunhallowedbrain

Soldier Boy— @gargle-my-ballsack

Oh Father— @raisehimupguys

Sister Sage— ?

Firecracker— ?

Queen Maeve— ?

Starlight— ?

A-Train— ?

OOC: This blog is ran by a minor so.. feel free to block if you’re MDNI.

THIS IS AN RP/ASK BLOG 😌

I do not agree with what this man says. He is a terrible character and I don’t support his actions. I find him interesting.

This blog does NOT support oc children as they will break the timeline. This blog does not want proship/darkship content. Other ships are welcomed.

This Homelander is straight (like in the show) He is NOT gay (not bisexual like the comics.) The comics don’t exist so only stick to the show 😓.

This is S3-4 Homelander. This Homelander is mean asf due to not being ran by Vought, so apologies if I go too far.

This is NOT my first RP blog. So, I am not advanced but I have skill 🙂. (Fanfiction and other RP blogs like I mentioned)

I will type like this when I’m in Homelander.

*I will type like this when I’m narrating.*

I will answer asks like it’s his personal blog BUT! If it’s a RP, I will answer differently 😁. Narrate and use * so I know it’s a RP and not a question!

THIS BLOG HAS INSPIRATION FROM OTHER HOMELANDER BLOGS 🥺

[youramericanhero]

Is the sky truly the limit? Spooky.

@countessofthecrows

Well, it is for most people. I can go beyond the sky— I have no limit.

[youramericanhero]

yeah I lowkey forgot you existed because I keep talking to Deep and Soldier Boy—

What?— How can you force about your savior?.. If you care about the others so much, go ask for their help!.. Since you obviously don’t need my help.

[youramericanhero]

From the shadows he appears in front of Homelander. He came barring gifts, in his left he held a milkshake and the right a tiny box wrapped to look like it was well wrapped. He presented both to Homelander. When the box was open, there was a small plush keychain of Black Noir. The one in front of Homelander pulled out one that looked like Homelander. Basically matching keychains, the kind that have their hands that magnetizer together.

- @noirunhallowedbrain

*Homelander rose an eyebrow at the gift. He then smiled at the realization.*

This is very considerate of you, Noir. Thanks.

*He took the small keychain of Noir into his hand. He looked down at it.*

Is this for me?— It’s for me, right?

*He looked at Noir. His blue eyes softened a bit because of the gift. He even smiled a bit wider.*

[thedeepofficial]

If I were to.. ask you for something. You would do it, correct? Since I’m your boss?.. and you’re only friend that matters.. You’ll tell me, right?..

Because if you don’t.. we might have a problem, little guppy..

Of course sir! I'd do anything for you, and why would I lie to you?

Did you need me to do something homelander?

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

I need you to.. get the latest information about Starlight.

*Homelander walked behind Deep’s chair. He put his hand on his shoulder. His other hand caressed his Adam’s apple.*

You can surely tell your little sea fish friends to look out for her, right? And you’ll report back to me, and only me, right?..

[thedeepofficial]

Oh! Yes of course sir, i've been working on that with the media department and stuff for awhile..tracking down where they can be and all.

I could tell xander he has a huge family, i'll tell timothy too he has connections a 100 percent..

*he thought deeply about how to plan this out*

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

Sure, tell your little octopus buddies..

*He smirked and chuckled a bit. He moved his hands to Deep’s cheek.*

I appreciate you, Deep. I really do.. Even if it’s by.. telling your little fish friends to help me.. You’re a good guppy, Deep.

*Homelander let out a chuckle.*

Even better that I know you and that little fish brain of yours would never turn on me.. Either from fear or just intense loyalty.

*Homelander rubbed his thumb against his lip.*

I don’t want any delays. I want to find out immediately. You understand that, right Deep?

*He moved his hand back to Deep’s shoulder.*

[thedeepofficial]

Yeah! Of course sir, i'll get the media department right on it..

*deep shifted slightly but not too much.*

I would never betray you homelander no cap on god, sir.

@youramericanhero

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[youramericanhero]

Good. Very good.

*Homelander let go of Deep and walked away. He turned his back to him.*

Go ahead and tell your little friends right away. We can’t waste anymore time here.

[thedeepofficial]

*Deeps a little sad he didn't get to spend more time with homelander but doesn't bring it up.*

Of course sir, i'll go tell them right away!

Once they're back from migrating..

(CONTEXT/:sharks including hammerheads can actually migrate, wether it be seasonal or not any circumstances can cause migration. But they return aswell.)

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

*He whispers to himself.*

Can’t you just bring them back?..

*He rolled his eyes.*

Alright. Good…

*Homelander walks away, out of the room.*

[thedeepofficial]

If I were to.. ask you for something. You would do it, correct? Since I’m your boss?.. and you’re only friend that matters.. You’ll tell me, right?..

Because if you don’t.. we might have a problem, little guppy..

Of course sir! I'd do anything for you, and why would I lie to you?

Did you need me to do something homelander?

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

I need you to.. get the latest information about Starlight.

*Homelander walked behind Deep’s chair. He put his hand on his shoulder. His other hand caressed his Adam’s apple.*

You can surely tell your little sea fish friends to look out for her, right? And you’ll report back to me, and only me, right?..

[thedeepofficial]

Oh! Yes of course sir, i've been working on that with the media department and stuff for awhile..tracking down where they can be and all.

I could tell xander he has a huge family, i'll tell timothy too he has connections a 100 percent..

*he thought deeply about how to plan this out*

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

Sure, tell your little octopus buddies..

*He smirked and chuckled a bit. He moved his hands to Deep’s cheek.*

I appreciate you, Deep. I really do.. Even if it’s by.. telling your little fish friends to help me.. You’re a good guppy, Deep.

*Homelander let out a chuckle.*

Even better that I know you and that little fish brain of yours would never turn on me.. Either from fear or just intense loyalty.

*Homelander rubbed his thumb against his lip.*

I don’t want any delays. I want to find out immediately. You understand that, right Deep?

*He moved his hand back to Deep’s shoulder.*

[thedeepofficial]

Yeah! Of course sir, i'll get the media department right on it..

*deep shifted slightly but not too much.*

I would never betray you homelander no cap on god, sir.

@youramericanhero

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[youramericanhero]

Good. Very good.

*Homelander let go of Deep and walked away. He turned his back to him.*

Go ahead and tell your little friends right away. We can’t waste anymore time here.

[youramericanhero]

Do you like how obedient the deep is for you or do you just find it annoying??

Or both?👀

Both.

[thedeepofficial]

If I were to.. ask you for something. You would do it, correct? Since I’m your boss?.. and you’re only friend that matters.. You’ll tell me, right?..

Because if you don’t.. we might have a problem, little guppy..

Of course sir! I'd do anything for you, and why would I lie to you?

Did you need me to do something homelander?

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

I need you to.. get the latest information about Starlight.

*Homelander walked behind Deep’s chair. He put his hand on his shoulder. His other hand caressed his Adam’s apple.*

You can surely tell your little sea fish friends to look out for her, right? And you’ll report back to me, and only me, right?..

[thedeepofficial]

Oh! Yes of course sir, i've been working on that with the media department and stuff for awhile..tracking down where they can be and all.

I could tell xander he has a huge family, i'll tell timothy too he has connections a 100 percent..

*he thought deeply about how to plan this out*

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

Sure, tell your little octopus buddies..

*He smirked and chuckled a bit. He moved his hands to Deep’s cheek.*

I appreciate you, Deep. I really do.. Even if it’s by.. telling your little fish friends to help me.. You’re a good guppy, Deep.

*Homelander let out a chuckle.*

Even better that I know you and that little fish brain of yours would never turn on me.. Either from fear or just intense loyalty.

*Homelander rubbed his thumb against his lip.*

I don’t want any delays. I want to find out immediately. You understand that, right Deep?

*He moved his hand back to Deep’s shoulder.*

[youramericanhero]

You're bigger than John Lennon

You're the dove that sings outside my window

You're the twin from whom I'm separated

You're the horse I never got for Christmas

This is very sweet of you, anon.. Thank you.

[thedeepofficial]

If I were to.. ask you for something. You would do it, correct? Since I’m your boss?.. and you’re only friend that matters.. You’ll tell me, right?..

Because if you don’t.. we might have a problem, little guppy..

Of course sir! I'd do anything for you, and why would I lie to you?

Did you need me to do something homelander?

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

I need you to.. get the latest information about Starlight.

*Homelander walked behind Deep’s chair. He put his hand on his shoulder. His other hand caressed his Adam’s apple.*

You can surely tell your little sea fish friends to look out for her, right? And you’ll report back to me, and only me, right?..

[thedeepofficial]

so you’re totally not scared of homelander…

No comment bro.

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

He’s not scared of me. He’s a loyal soldier.. and an even more loyal friend. He knows his place. He knows how to respect someone of such high power. He would NEVER be afraid of his boss.. isn’t that right?

[thedeepofficial]

Never sir, I love you. no homo..

I'll always be your loyal right hand bro!

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

Good. That’s good. 👍

Exactly what I expected

[thedeepofficial]

Of course sir!

[thedeepofficial]

so you’re totally not scared of homelander…

No comment bro.

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

He’s not scared of me. He’s a loyal soldier.. and an even more loyal friend. He knows his place. He knows how to respect someone of such high power. He would NEVER be afraid of his boss.. isn’t that right?

[thedeepofficial]

Never sir, I love you. no homo..

I'll always be your loyal right hand bro!

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

Good. That’s good. 👍

Exactly what I expected

[youramericanhero]

~"Hello again angel! Ready for some one-on-one time again? How was your day? Mines certainly has been eventful."

*he placed down homelanders favorite milkshake flavor on the table.*

~"Ready to start drinking these again?"

-🦇 anon

@homelandersbathelper

Hello.. Sonar. My day’s been quite.. Eventful too. Very eventful, in fact.. *He rolled his eyes.*

*Homelander eyed the milkshake on his table.*

Sure..

*Homelander grabbed the milkshake from the table roughly. He took a sip of the vanilla shake. He sighed after he swallowed it. It was exactly what he needed after a hard day.*

Thanks, Sonar..

[homelandersbathelper]

~"Of course my angel."

~"Why don't you tell me some more about your day?"

*he laid homelanders head in his lap again, repeating the same process from the last time.*

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

Well… you had me sign that paperwork. Then I had to answer stupid fucking questions from those idiots online.. and stupid Vought is working me until I fucking die.

*He sighed.*

I swear, nobody truly recognizes that I can really do whatever I want! That I don’t have to write apologies or do movies— I’m practically their lord!

[homelandersbathelper]

~"Hm..You know you have your vacation days with moderation, I could ask them to assign me along with you and we could go somewhere nice. I'm sure you've never been to hawaii, it's a beautiful place you'd love it."

~"and homelander, i'm sure everyone recognize your magnificence but this is still a company. Your work ends up paying off the same way we all are just trying to do our jobs here."

~"Hows your shake?, I picked it from a different place so I wasn't sure if you'd enjoy it less or more."

*he stroked through homelanders hair.*

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

I’ve been to Hawaii. I’ve flew over there a couple times.. It’s nice.

*He sighed.*

But too much people. Everything is too much people.

*He grunted at Sonar’s touch.*

Vought works for me! Not the other way around. I rule Earth.. and maybe even God!.. I could be God!.. I’m the one they’re praying to.

*He sighed again. This time he closed his eyes.*

I can’t take a break.. Vought needs me.. You need me..

[homelandersbathelper]

~"Right now I need you to take a break or you're going to freak out. Remember the incident when you first hired me?, you blasted half of the towers walls down."

~"Maybe you just need a source to relief stress, a bully doll. You could try deep. He's always open to it."

*sonar shifted one of his hands to hold his cross he usually kept hidden, it had homelander on it. He had the homelander bible back at his apartment...he payed alot for the first edition, he never mentions his cross or bible to not be seen as more odd as he already was seen as.*

~"You're very obviously stressed, and vought listens to you doesn't it? So take a break. The other supes can handle not having everything handed to them once in awhile."

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

They can’t! That’s the point.

*Homelander sat up and rubbed his face.*

Everyone is so fucking ignorant and don’t know what to do when I’m not there! Without me, the world has nobody to pray to or beg for forgiveness to! I’m the only thing in this rotten world that matters! And everyone ignores me for it! They only believe it because they’re scared..

*Homelander got up and began to pace around.*

Maybe I will fly to Hawaii for a vacation! Maybe we ALL should do to Hawaii for a vacation.. At least I would get a bit of a break.. even if that means being stuck with Deep the entire trip—

*Homelander paused and then turned to Sonar.*

If— or when, we go to Hawaii.. Could you make it so Deep is not in contact with me at all during the trip? The guy would be fucking all of the exotic fishes the entire time— I would not like that on my name..

*He smiled a bit.*

Good. Thank you.

[homelandersbathelper]

~"Deep breathes homelander, when you pace you lazer."

~"And I had made vought schedule deep with extra shifts lately, along with knowing he and oh father are going to hang out sunday. So i'm sure he'll be out your hair unless you want him to be in it."

*he approached homelander, grabbing the mans face stroking it gently to sooth him.*

~"actually that goes for everyone. Oh father, soldier boy, even noir are all busy. You'd be going on the trip with just I. You're okay with that right?"

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

Of course.. why wouldn’t I be okay with that?.. You’re the only one that fucking matters here.

*He stopped pacing. Turning around to look at Sonar.*

But I don’t like—.. Quit.. babying me.. I’m a fucking hero. I’m your hero. I’m the greatest hero to exist!

[thedeepofficial]

so you’re totally not scared of homelander…

No comment bro.

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

He’s not scared of me. He’s a loyal soldier.. and an even more loyal friend. He knows his place. He knows how to respect someone of such high power. He would NEVER be afraid of his boss.. isn’t that right?

[youramericanhero]

~"Hello again angel! Ready for some one-on-one time again? How was your day? Mines certainly has been eventful."

*he placed down homelanders favorite milkshake flavor on the table.*

~"Ready to start drinking these again?"

-🦇 anon

@homelandersbathelper

Hello.. Sonar. My day’s been quite.. Eventful too. Very eventful, in fact.. *He rolled his eyes.*

*Homelander eyed the milkshake on his table.*

Sure..

*Homelander grabbed the milkshake from the table roughly. He took a sip of the vanilla shake. He sighed after he swallowed it. It was exactly what he needed after a hard day.*

Thanks, Sonar..

[homelandersbathelper]

~"Of course my angel."

~"Why don't you tell me some more about your day?"

*he laid homelanders head in his lap again, repeating the same process from the last time.*

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

Well… you had me sign that paperwork. Then I had to answer stupid fucking questions from those idiots online.. and stupid Vought is working me until I fucking die.

*He sighed.*

I swear, nobody truly recognizes that I can really do whatever I want! That I don’t have to write apologies or do movies— I’m practically their lord!

[homelandersbathelper]

~"Hm..You know you have your vacation days with moderation, I could ask them to assign me along with you and we could go somewhere nice. I'm sure you've never been to hawaii, it's a beautiful place you'd love it."

~"and homelander, i'm sure everyone recognize your magnificence but this is still a company. Your work ends up paying off the same way we all are just trying to do our jobs here."

~"Hows your shake?, I picked it from a different place so I wasn't sure if you'd enjoy it less or more."

*he stroked through homelanders hair.*

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

I’ve been to Hawaii. I’ve flew over there a couple times.. It’s nice.

*He sighed.*

But too much people. Everything is too much people.

*He grunted at Sonar’s touch.*

Vought works for me! Not the other way around. I rule Earth.. and maybe even God!.. I could be God!.. I’m the one they’re praying to.

*He sighed again. This time he closed his eyes.*

I can’t take a break.. Vought needs me.. You need me..

[homelandersbathelper]

~"Right now I need you to take a break or you're going to freak out. Remember the incident when you first hired me?, you blasted half of the towers walls down."

~"Maybe you just need a source to relief stress, a bully doll. You could try deep. He's always open to it."

*sonar shifted one of his hands to hold his cross he usually kept hidden, it had homelander on it. He had the homelander bible back at his apartment...he payed alot for the first edition, he never mentions his cross or bible to not be seen as more odd as he already was seen as.*

~"You're very obviously stressed, and vought listens to you doesn't it? So take a break. The other supes can handle not having everything handed to them once in awhile."

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

They can’t! That’s the point.

*Homelander sat up and rubbed his face.*

Everyone is so fucking ignorant and don’t know what to do when I’m not there! Without me, the world has nobody to pray to or beg for forgiveness to! I’m the only thing in this rotten world that matters! And everyone ignores me for it! They only believe it because they’re scared..

*Homelander got up and began to pace around.*

Maybe I will fly to Hawaii for a vacation! Maybe we ALL should do to Hawaii for a vacation.. At least I would get a bit of a break.. even if that means being stuck with Deep the entire trip—

*Homelander paused and then turned to Sonar.*

If— or when, we go to Hawaii.. Could you make it so Deep is not in contact with me at all during the trip? The guy would be fucking all of the exotic fishes the entire time— I would not like that on my name..

*He smiled a bit.*

Good. Thank you.

[youramericanhero]

~"Hello again angel! Ready for some one-on-one time again? How was your day? Mines certainly has been eventful."

*he placed down homelanders favorite milkshake flavor on the table.*

~"Ready to start drinking these again?"

-🦇 anon

@homelandersbathelper

Hello.. Sonar. My day’s been quite.. Eventful too. Very eventful, in fact.. *He rolled his eyes.*

*Homelander eyed the milkshake on his table.*

Sure..

*Homelander grabbed the milkshake from the table roughly. He took a sip of the vanilla shake. He sighed after he swallowed it. It was exactly what he needed after a hard day.*

Thanks, Sonar..

[homelandersbathelper]

~"Of course my angel."

~"Why don't you tell me some more about your day?"

*he laid homelanders head in his lap again, repeating the same process from the last time.*

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

Well… you had me sign that paperwork. Then I had to answer stupid fucking questions from those idiots online.. and stupid Vought is working me until I fucking die.

*He sighed.*

I swear, nobody truly recognizes that I can really do whatever I want! That I don’t have to write apologies or do movies— I’m practically their lord!

[homelandersbathelper]

~"Hm..You know you have your vacation days with moderation, I could ask them to assign me along with you and we could go somewhere nice. I'm sure you've never been to hawaii, it's a beautiful place you'd love it."

~"and homelander, i'm sure everyone recognize your magnificence but this is still a company. Your work ends up paying off the same way we all are just trying to do our jobs here."

~"Hows your shake?, I picked it from a different place so I wasn't sure if you'd enjoy it less or more."

*he stroked through homelanders hair.*

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

I’ve been to Hawaii. I’ve flew over there a couple times.. It’s nice.

*He sighed.*

But too much people. Everything is too much people.

*He grunted at Sonar’s touch.*

Vought works for me! Not the other way around. I rule Earth.. and maybe even God!.. I could be God!.. I’m the one they’re praying to.

*He sighed again. This time he closed his eyes.*

I can’t take a break.. Vought needs me.. You need me..

[youramericanhero]

~"Hello again angel! Ready for some one-on-one time again? How was your day? Mines certainly has been eventful."

*he placed down homelanders favorite milkshake flavor on the table.*

~"Ready to start drinking these again?"

-🦇 anon

@homelandersbathelper

Hello.. Sonar. My day’s been quite.. Eventful too. Very eventful, in fact.. *He rolled his eyes.*

*Homelander eyed the milkshake on his table.*

Sure..

*Homelander grabbed the milkshake from the table roughly. He took a sip of the vanilla shake. He sighed after he swallowed it. It was exactly what he needed after a hard day.*

Thanks, Sonar..

[homelandersbathelper]

~"Of course my angel."

~"Why don't you tell me some more about your day?"

*he laid homelanders head in his lap again, repeating the same process from the last time.*

@youramericanhero

[youramericanhero]

Well… you had me sign that paperwork. Then I had to answer stupid fucking questions from those idiots online.. and stupid Vought is working me until I fucking die.

*He sighed.*

I swear, nobody truly recognizes that I can really do whatever I want! That I don’t have to write apologies or do movies— I’m practically their lord!