It's All Relative...

Sam / / August 4th

[tonyalmeida]

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/23/23, 32323, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/24/23, 32423, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/25/23, 32523, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/26/23, 32623, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/27/23, 32723, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3,28/23, 32823, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

well folks, we did it. we survived to day 9 of palindrome. 3/29/23, 32923, palindrome day the last.

I want to thank you all for being here when it happened.

my first post to go viral was the one where we all celebrated palindromes.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

peace and love on planet earth.

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[unholyblissafterdark]

[abra-ka-dammit]

[thepakdefect]

guess what today is gonna be. self love/care Sunday.

[kosmogrl]

[kunstbaby-deactivated20150808]

friends can break ur heart too

[plaguedoctormemes]

Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:

Its the best!!!

[plaguedoctormemes]

Nope!

Woodcut from 1545! 😊 respect our basket faced cousins 😡

[glitchhologram-deactivated20230]

The Beekeepers, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568

[bogleech]

Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.

[scarlettaagni]

why would they be rivals, they're dating and bop their masks together to kiss

[ghost-cassette]

The birds and the bees

[y3llowfinches]

When u are hopeless & the world is full of despair the answer is a walk and a shower

[unrelenting-usurper]

Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

[theygender]

Tips for dealing with below 0°F temperatures, for anyone who's not used to it and is now having to deal with it in this winter storm:

Tuck your shirt into your pants to prevent the cold from sneaking in

Put on a sweater or a hoodie over that, and then also wear a coat over that

Put on a beanie and then pull your hood up over that (BOTH hoods if you're wearing a hoodie instead of a sweater)

Wear a scarf underneath your coat hood. You want it to be kept as close to you as possible, and hopefully high enough that you can tuck your nose into it while walking outside

Wear solid pants like jeans, and put on tights, leggings, or (if you actually have any) long underwear underneath

Wear two pairs of socks—at least one of which is long socks—and tuck your leggings into those

Wear boots or some other thick shoe with good traction if you have any

GLOVES. Wear two pairs of you need to. I only have one pair and now my hands are my only weak point 😭

Try not to stay outside for too long if you can help it, frostbite and hypothermia are painful and very dangerous. When you're inside, make sure you're eating plenty of food and drinking plenty of water. Your body needs energy and hydration to fight off the cold. Stay safe out there everyone

[opposite-of-aster]

If you go outside while it's snowing or you have to walk through deep snow, avoid wearing jeans

Jeans are made of cotton which absorbs and holds water, the stiffness/thickness of the material means it can hold more water for a longer period of time, and below freezing temperatures means that water will freeze inside your jeans and make you colder

If your jeans get wet while outside in the snow, change out of them immediately once you get inside to avoid getting sick from the cold

If any of your clothes get wet while outside in the snow, change out of them immediately once you get inside to avoid getting sick from the cold, especially socks, gloves, and underlayers

If your skin gets wet, get inside As Soon As Possible and dry off

[fridayindulges]

[kweza-deactivated20221020]

yeah i will not partake in the societal habit of fearing getting older. each new year you get is a blessing so jot that down

[delphinidin4]

Tons more at the source!

[rollerskate2theface]

Sooo this happened on tiktok

And the comments are gold

(+Extra)

[expiredpersona]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

genuinely and honestly I know I cannot solve all of the problems of the world etc but my friends who live in my phone please know that when you are having the horrors I am telepathically sending you a bowl of warm soup, a mug of hot cocoa, a cozy blanket, and a hug (if you want one) with my brain