This probably should be a clever title...

My life is an unemployed mess, so please don't judge me - go check out my Instagram @kisses_aislin

[kristenbouchard]

babes is there anyone who isnt hanging on by the thinnest thread known to man rn or are we all just going thru it this week

[jartitameteneis]

Es otro nivel.

[themaelstrum]

..the best-made plans in this life

[dovewithscales]

When engineers get bored beautiful things happen.

[seabassapologist]

He made the simulation lag near the end

[powerfulwizard]

[aromanticduck]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[iamoutofideas]

we’ve literally just looped back around to 90’s psa interstitials

[grizzlybearofficial-deactivated]

Transcript:

Brad: Hi, I’m brad!

Chad: And I’m Chad!

Thad: And I’m Thad.

Brad: And welcome to—

All three: Lessons with KOK!

Brad: Today, on lessons with KOK, we’re gonna learn about—

All three: Consent.

Thad: Hey Chad!

Chad: Hey Thad!

Thad: Can I slap your ass?

Chad: Absolutely!

Thad: *slaps Chad’s ass*

Thad and Chad: *high five* Nice!

Chad: Hey Thad!

Thad: Hey Chad!

Chad: Can I slap your ass?

Thad: Absolutely Not!

Chad: I respect your decision!

Thad and Chad: *high five* Nice!

Brad: Always remember: F.R.I.E.S.

Thad: Consent is: freely given,

Chad: Reversible,

Brad: Informed,

Thad: Enthusiastic,

Chad: And specific!

Brad: Thanks for tuning into—

All three: Lessons with KOK!

Chad: Nice cock!

Brad: Nice cock!

Thad: Nice cock!

All three: Nice cock!

[phantomjellies]

THERES A TRANSCRIPT NOW

[evermore-fashion]

Teuta Matoshi ‘Buttercup Ivy’ & ‘Buttercup Flowering’ Haute Couture Gowns

[v-70]

[moonrat02]

[moonrat02]

Per request I added a third part lmao

[gothcostco]

This is a man

[afro-elf]

i heard a little girl in walmart tell her brother “there are good vampires, you know”

[afro-elf]

said with the confidence of someone who knows several

[678i0u]

[iamnmbr3]

lmao I do love that Loki’s evil plan for ruling earth was to…end war. 

[sheris532]

IKR

[lokistan-deactivated20211226]

Why isn’t this talked about more?

[virmillion]

i recognize that twitter is on an eight year tumblr delay but this person on tiktok really said tumblr university 2

[link-the-feral-anon]

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

This is all I see watching that scene.

[expiredcheese]

Maybe Jeff Bezos is only getting a divorce because he realised marriage is a type of union

This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.

[k-eke]

Small friend!

[noahnomore]

:(

[pseudomantis]

we should start giving testosterone to ants

[urglowbug-deactivated20220831]

uncles

[melonisopod]

The narrative neurotypicals give about the mentally ill is so warped like how many times have you heard “If Van Gogh took medication, we wouldn’t have Starry Night,” and he literally painted that one on meds in a mental ward.

[melonisopod]

Okay, wow, this post really blew up more than I ever expected! I love the feedback, and to everyone who added “Even if his suffering is what gave us the paintings, they aren’t worth his suffering,” you are all correct.