Reasonably Unreasonable

Well i guess i might as well start off with my name. My name is Nathan, people call nate or nathan doesn't really matter to me, I'm 21 attending rutgers University. I love shit that makes me laugh so you'll see a lot of that here. Hopefully my blog keeps you entertained. :]

[meme-theft]

[dirtyberd]

[tillerboomin]

[skrinik]

[peteneems]

[ramuneicepop]

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex. Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

[sandandglass]

[verylittlebird]

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[letsallgotothelobby]

rest in fucking pieces

[ducklingfantasy-deactivated2019]

[latenightseth]

Sadly, Kumail’s first day in America set the bar too high.

[thesenseof-dance]

[kissesformabitches]

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

[optimismasculturalrebellion]

Healing With Wounds

Matthew Stone - 2016

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

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