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me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup
hi everyone,
my name is cyan, im your local third world nonbinary latina! and… i need some help.
recently, i had to get two emergency procedures done. one to remove my gallbladder and the other to look into the ducts to find and cut out the stones that had moved into them (ECRP).
insurance is refusing to cover all of it, and ive been left with this crushing 8k debt.
here is the twitter post and the bluesky post
theres more info after the read more.
please donate if you can, anything helps. sharing this is also greatly appreciated. thank you.
Become a supporter of cyan today!
update 1:
we are at $55/$8351 goal. thank you!
update 2:
we are at $80/$8351 goal. thank you!
i forgot to keep updating!!!
update 3: we are at $189/8351 goal— BUT im trying to get it to 2k this month— that way i can make the first payment AND get them off my ass for a bit, please help if you can!!!
so $189/$2000 kinda!
Hello guys I would appreciate it if you guys could reblog this for more visibility, thank you!!
lost where the forest would grow 🍁
Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.
im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point
"this story is misogynistic!!"
>looks inside
>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad
The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:
You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank
why is he so fucking large
i hadnt thought of it like that thank you for showing me a new perspective 🙏
Not what Dess meant but.
I mean it couldn’t hurt
I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.
Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."
2026 child when a kidnapper tries to sequester them but they remember william afton taking those kids to the secret back room
michael if he was smart
new animal just dropped
sorry to add on but youre missing the best animals
Yes yes, these are all silly animals, but can we acknowledge the skill
Imagine the delight of a grown man at a child's birthday party being handed a balloon drill.
the way she squints oh my god 😭😭😭💗
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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
A farmer, by hand and with love and care
wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking
old mccuckhold had a farm it seems