Don't Worry, Be Happy!

[poemswords]

[olearypoetry]

[hibachiboy-deactivated20220808]

[ruinedchildhood]

[minimaliststudy]

Imagine where you could be by this time next year. Now do the work

[flamejado-deactivated20190122]

[fleece-it-out]

[dutchster]

i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married

[bob-belcher]

[the-fuckk-up-deactivated2023102]

“What are you into?” Is such a broad question, Like do I reply with a tv series or choking….

[not-hard-to-love]

[starlightandtears]

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

[borntomezmer-deactivated2021011]

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

[starlightandtears]

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

[thisisnotacatblog]

are you suggesting coconuts migrate

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

[swamp-roo-deactivated20230128]

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

[castielismycherrypie]

Best advice ever

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your future self is talking shit about you

[oldtimeydildomachine]

I’m talking shit about me too she ain’t special

[cinnamonsouffle]

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

IT’S BACK

[thefourteenthdoctor]

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

[great-tweets]