Allons-Y

Nah son, swerve

[ruinedchildhood]

[petite-ursus]

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

[jasmerripen]

Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

[no-i-know-her]

I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.

[nokiabae]

Pete just murked them out of nowhere 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[officialunitedstates]

me before classes start: im not going to be the leader in any of my groups

me the first week of class: EMAIL ME BACK SO WE CAN GET THIS DONE

you: nice relatable post officialunitedstates

[extrafabulouscomics]

[darthvaders]

“Freddie changed me. I’m a different person because of him.  And I appreciate that. He’s had the effect on me that I think he has on many people. I think there is a sense of courage, bravery and absolute determination that I find incredibly inspiring. And I hope if I can walk away with anything, it’s to be infected with some of that.” - Rami Melek

[itsagifnotagif]

It’s International Men’s Day and just want to make a friendly reminder for guys that it’s okay to cry and speak to people about mental health issues

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated201]

sounds gay

[itsagifnotagif]

Sounds like healthy coping mechanisms to me

[drearyhours]

i say, i say boy, i dont want you postin no, and i mean none at all, discourse on my dash, no ol’ arguments anywhere i can see em i tell ya that stuff’ll bring me down like, and i say, like a leaky steamboat accross the mississippi

[manicpixiedickgirl]

was fully expecting to scroll down and see his peepee. thank god.

[meta-xylene]

This mad men screenshot looks like GTA V graphics

[gdfgdfhdfg-deactivated20190108]

i thought this was LA Noire

[piesandswords]

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

[piesandswords]

WAIT SHIT

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

oh judy hopps got her abortion btw in case u were wondering

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

[saniwa]

[samantha-is-blogging]

[lmaonade]

don’t you guys just love shapes 

[acoolguy]

[saythefisherman]

It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

[oysters-aint-for-me]

this is a video of two people who accidentally find out that they’re both extraterrestrials after they realize they speak the same language unheard anywhere on earth and jimmy fallon realizes what is happening and he tries to put a stop to it because if the government finds out about it they’ll kill all three of them

[cringepics]

absolute worst attempt at a sting i’ve ever seen

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I’m on mobile and the picture won’t load but please leave this poor bee alone he has done nothing wrong

[foxpurr]

This is like 2 posts for the price of none

[memewhore]

[gorps]

Hey everyone how’s ur day im in traffic bc a fucking plane crashed on the freeway

[gorps]

Average day on a california freeway

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

is. that a Luftwaffe plane??

[kkoongie]

It sure is!