I Tried Not Being Funny Once. I Didn't Like It.

I make art, memes, and god's mistakes. I watch a lot of horror movies for someone afraid of the dark, and also listen to so much 80’s synth pop that I think my bones are made of glow sticks. 27 and very tired 🥱

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[fluff-e-boy]

[fluff-e-boy]

[2colde]

the implication of saying hi

[berdymane]

Saying hi ending explained

[alteredpanel]

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[shelbazoidz]

The porky pig bit has to be one of my favorite mbmbam moments. Griffin's reluctance at his own joke. The brother's silent horror. The animation captures this trainwreck/homerun of a joke so well

[blankpointdankmemes]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

[dirkbolero]

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

[librarycards]

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

[asfodeltide]

[dr-eurydice]

Hanging this on my wall like its an inspirational poster.

[badly-drawn-doflamingo]

They’re sweet….

[wormspoodle]

i can hear patrick warburton's voice in my head

[jsilva800]

Brock if he had a phone and wifi and also instant gram

[possessable]

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

[cetitan]

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.