YOU'RE GONNA DIE HERE

Photos of Air BnB rentals TO DIE FOR. Submit your creepy photos here. Created by L. Maul.

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If you feel someone watching you when you sleep, it's just Superman! (Or our stepson who has boundary issues.) 

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"Spacious Family Van"

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Sheets count as walls, okay? OKAY???

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The perfect window for your screams. 

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Just like that one time you went camping with your friend Jason. 

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The perfect canvas... FOR BLOOD.

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You're gonna die here... but this house is so cool that it's WORTH IT.

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How many bodies can YOU find?

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Plenty of room for the whole family- and close to the beach!

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From the host: "This crib is perfect for babies and/or adults pretending to be babies."

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From the host: "You should feel right at home here. But only if you are currently a patient in a mental hospital. Let me know if you need more towels! :)"

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If you survive while sleeping upright in this telephone booth you just might have an excellent adventure. 

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From the host: "The box spring can be used as a clothes rack or a stabbing bag, your choice." 

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Good thing it's blurry so you can't see all the pubes. 

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I don't need to see a photo of the room I am paying $50 a night for, but I DO need to see a photo of these vaguely Christian butterflies. (This is the listing's ONLY PHOTO.) Luckily the listing is titled "Sleep in Country Peace, Nice Folks" so you KNOW it's safe.

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From the host: "This is not a cult. We promise! JOIN US."

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This cat is furious and will spend the whole night ranting "THEEES EEES NOT A HOTEL!"