>>Caine's first tea party in his life didn't go very well.
>>But it's okay! After all, you can't make an omelette without breaking a couple million eggs, right?!
>>(UPD: fixed a typo)
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Mike Driver
KIROKAZE

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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DEAR READER

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Claire Keane
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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@yourfalseidols
>>Caine's first tea party in his life didn't go very well.
>>But it's okay! After all, you can't make an omelette without breaking a couple million eggs, right?!
>>(UPD: fixed a typo)
>>Silly AU of mine, inspired by a misread tweet
>>P.S —BTW, you totally can ask me about this AU, I don't bite
I saw backrooms I really like backrooms 🚪🪑
I've had this thing in my ass all week. Starting to understand the physical toil that muppets endure
SUCCESSFULLY CAME OUT TO GRANDMA ✅🎉🏳️⚧️
Kermit the Frog would be an ideal assassin because if caught he would need to be tried by a jury of his peers (Muppets) and you would not be able to find a Muppet who does not have a pre-existing opinion on Kermit the fucking Frog. case thrown out. kermie can kill again. it's easy being green
Smirks. Glad to see someone understands the threat I post to humanity as a Kermit Kin.
Every day I despair over the fact that the muppet joker's wife won't match his freak. If only they could just love Kermit together as a couple I just think that would be so good for their marriage having a shared hobby
Might show her this post. Its not too late for us
bro you are acting straight up delightful right now. yay ! you are my delight Bro
party rock is in the housee tonight :D
IT DEFINITELY IS
last night was a movie
What are your pronouns my liege
I work at the Dangerous Chemicals Factory
the true elation and dopamine hit I get when I have a friendly random conversation with a stranger in public needs to be studied
I think Pomni should beat up whoever she wants actually
kofi✨
THE CONFESSION BOOTH - Part 2
Surprise its been an angst comic this whole time
Part 2 of 3 (Part 1)
Kofi✨
CONFESSION BOOTH - PART 3
Part 3 of 3
*gives you a bandaid <3* This definitely feels less canon/in character, buttt I won't blame myself considering that we don't know the characters that intimately in canon yet!
once again!! Inspired by @blorbosinmyheadcentral 's iconic Machine Learning comic!!!
kofi ✨
Lol get Kubrick Stared, idiot ⬅️(got spooked while switching layers)
The Confession Booth!
Part 1 of 2 (parts 2 & 3)
Inspired by @blorbosinmyheadcentral 's iconic Machine Learning comic!
kofi ✨